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STMO123

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Pet Shop
« on: 21 June 2008, 18:33:00 »
A man runs into a prt shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says "Everyone has one minute to get out"

A tortoise at the back shouts "You c*nt!"
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #1 on: 21 June 2008, 18:38:55 »
 ;D ;D LOL  ;D ;D

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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #2 on: 21 June 2008, 18:41:10 »
 ;D ROTFLOL........I`m still laughing; `tickled my 'funny-bone' did that! :y
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #3 on: 21 June 2008, 18:49:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #4 on: 21 June 2008, 21:15:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #5 on: 21 June 2008, 21:25:42 »

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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #6 on: 21 June 2008, 21:41:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #7 on: 21 June 2008, 22:27:47 »
good one  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pet Shop
« Reply #8 on: 21 June 2008, 22:49:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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