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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

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The trouble with most jokes, is somebody has to be the butt of them - Irishmen, "niggers"^*, disabled, women, religious people, cultures, "Paki"^* etc.

Then the admin team have to use their own judgement on the level of malice intended, or just the reaction of the buttee...

Take this very thread - Lizzie Zoom should be in the kitchen cooking an cleaning. Now I've only met Lizzie once, and very briefly, sadly, but regulars will know that (hopefully) LZ won't take offence, and will come back and accept it in the manner it is intended.  But what about a new lady member considering joining?

Remember, we are a global site, many jokes will likely offend somebody, so just think about how some may take a joke please. You cannot see body language like you can down the pub on a Friday night.

That said, fun is not cancelled, not by any means


^* Sorry for the use of these words, it was to highlight a point. No offence intended.

T'was I. P

But Lizzie knows I'm only joking.

Lizzie is my favourite OOF babe and the forum would be a  poorer place without her erudite and articulate observations.

I know darling Opti, and I am well used to that type of banter on here especially from you! 

However, I agree with TB that I have been around long enough on the OOF to know when it is a joke or not.  Other woman thinking of joining us seeing that May just change their minds. Others may also think it is a white, British, male, chauvinistic car grease eating forum and run a mile. All of us have to be careful as to what we so easily type on the keyboard so we can be seen as a open minded fun loving bunch who care for our Omega cars

I always did like you, Lizzie.

[PhilRich]

A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell d-dildoes h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes, Ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-aave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes Ma'am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well... Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big."

"D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes, Ma'am, one of them does."

" W-well h-how-w do y-you t-t-turn it o-off

[tigers_gonads]

Now in my daft jokes folder 

[Vamps]

Now in my daft jokes folder