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Debs.

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Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« on: 26 June 2008, 20:18:30 »
I had a bunch of U.S dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller:
"Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said: "Fluctuations!" .

The Asian lady says, "You blurry rasiss; fluc you white people, too".  ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2008, 20:21:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2008, 20:22:48 »
Very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2008, 20:27:54 »
Great one!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2008, 20:34:24 »
nice one debs, classic  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2008, 21:41:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2008, 21:43:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I knew the punchline because my neighbour told me the same joke last week but still laughed!!!
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2008, 21:48:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2008, 22:06:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quality  :y
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« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2008, 22:11:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D Brilliant :y
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« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2008, 23:02:59 »
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2008, 23:04:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2008, 23:22:24 »

Nice one Debs ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Currency Exchange. (adult-ish language)
« Reply #13 on: 27 June 2008, 06:51:18 »
funny debs  :y
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