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[The Sheriff]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

[Gaffers]

Yes we need another war in an oil producing country to make the prices go up again.  Now where can we go?.....oh wait a minute

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

124.9 for unleaded here.

[Crazycarzowner]

Just drove past our local LPG shop (indep) 0.57p/l 

[The Sheriff]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

124.9 for unleaded here.

Of course it is. These companies know that money is no object in your neck of the woods.

[omega3000]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

124.9 for unleaded here.

112.0 roll on 99p 

[Taxi_Driver]

My local garage unleaded today ... 110.9p ...diesel 117.9p  ....down 2p on unleaded, but only down 1p on diesel 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

124.9 for unleaded here.

112.0 roll on 99p 

Is it any wonder I'm so piss poor?

[TheBoy]

Is it any wonder I'm so piss poor at everything?

Now, now Opti, no need to be so hard on yourself....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Is it any wonder I'm so piss poor at everything?

Now, now Opti, no need to be so hard on yourself....

Piss poor at everything except pleasuring women. If I say so myself I'm rather good at that.

[Nick W]

Yes we need another war in an oil producing country to make the prices go up again.  Now where can we go?.....oh wait a minute

 

Have you seen The Mouse That Roared? If we invaded America(again! ) they would at least get a good laugh out of it.

[aaronjb]

Is it any wonder I'm so piss poor?

I think the reason for that might be your penchant for buying ridiculous cars, a habit that's even worse than mine!

(I refer the honourable gentleman to the RX8, Mercedes, the almost-TVR..)

[05omegav6]

Is it any wonder I'm so piss poor?

I think the reason for that might be your penchant for buying ridiculous cars, a habit that's even worse than mine!

(I refer the honourable gentleman to the RX8, Mercedes, the almost-TVR..)

Says the bloke with a blown RX8 and a nice orange pick up

[Vamps]

....that, as from Friday morning, asda will pay you to take it off their hands.
A spokesman for asda said "As from 8am on Friday morning, we will pay you to take our fuel away. It is now worth less than tapwater. We will be putting minus signs in front of the price displayed at the pump, so -1.12 per litre is the amount we will pay you. Please bring all of your gerry cans, plastic bottles and even your own tanker, if you have one".

On a radio phone-in in the south of England, a Monsieur Guffer was heard to exclaim 'BOLLICKS!' and sounded as if he was in tears. 'I knew I shouldn't have bought  that effin milk float....' He wailed before being cut off.
Never mind, Mr Guffer, I'm sure prices will go up soon.

124.9 for unleaded here.

Only paid 119.9 to day for diesel + another 10p off per L...............

[Gaffers]

Just to explain to anyone who doesn't understand geo politics, once russia toes the line again, expect the price to go up again.....massively!