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[The Sheriff]

I've just watched a report on a scheme to put millions of pounds into making roads safer for cyclists. It showed a man on a bike being treated very badly by motorists in a hurry. His parting shot was "Wouldn't it be better to arrive two minutes late than to kill someone. Think about it".

So I did.

If this cyclist held you up for two minutes on his journey, then it stands to reason he has held up other motorists as well. For the purpose of this exercise, I'm going to say ten. Ten motorists held up for two minutes equals 20 minutes....per day. If he makes that journey five days a week, thats one hour forty minutes. If he travels, say, 200 days a year thats about fourteen days. Fourteen 24 hour days is six weeks of eight hour working days.

SIX WEEKS WORK WASTED BECAUSE THIS INCONSIDERATE BASTID WANTS TO RIDE HIS BIKE!

Phew......


So.....if you kill, say, three cyclists and you get all your friends to do the same, this country will be back on it's feet in no time. You know it makes sense. 

[Vamps]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

[The Sheriff]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

No. If you watch too much telly you start using American spellings. Like favor instead of favour.

[Vamps]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

No. If you watch too much telly you start using American spellings. Like favor instead of favour.

Umph...........

[Taxi_Driver]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

No. If you watch too much telly you start using American spellings. Like favor instead of favour.

 

PS I agree about cyclists.....you always see on utube or whatever how the cyclist with the headcam got cut up by a car.....but never see the clip when the cyclist jumped a red light....strange 

[davieboy0312]

I think they should be insured and pay road tax

[4x4]

And also take a cycling test aswell so they atleast know which side of road to be on 

[Andy B]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

No. If you watch too much telly you start using American spellings. Like favor instead of favour.

Thanks Steve ........... not just me then!

[davieboy0312]

Yea. They should have to take a test before being on the road.

[Vamps]

You have too much time on your hands Steve, do us a favor and go and watch Emmerdale..............

No. If you watch too much telly you start using American spellings. Like favor instead of favour.

Thanks Steve ........... not just me then!

An you, yes you, you corrie watcher you.................... too.............

[Andy B]

Yea. They should have to take a test before being on the road.

I passed my Cycling Proficiency Test in about 1972 ..... would that count? 

[Andy B]

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An you, yes you, you corrie watcher you.................... too.............

Watch what? 

[davieboy0312]

If your on the road you should have a licence, tax, insurance and mot just like everyone else on the road

[Vamps]

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An you, yes you, you corrie watcher you.................... too.............

Watch what? 

Forgot, over you way tis called The Street...................

[Vamps]

If your on the road you should have a licence, tax, insurance and mot just like everyone else on the road

What about Kids?