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« on: 19 June 2008, 13:30:28 »
has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2008, 13:32:17 »
not seen them myself but if they were made in swansea they probably have a "real feel" and come with velcro gloves and wellies.
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2008, 13:32:55 »
I do worry about you lot  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2008, 13:39:05 »
I assume you mean the Welsh :D glad I am English I just live here and get told about these things like stand on the edge of the cliff so they push back harder :D
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2008, 13:39:05 »
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Might have to make a few Referrals your way......... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2008, 13:41:24 »
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Might have to make a few Referrals your way......... ;D ;D ;D



Urgent!  :y
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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2008, 13:48:51 »
its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2008, 14:13:23 »
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D

Have you got bored with the inflateable sheep then.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 19 June 2008, 14:16:03 »
i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 19 June 2008, 14:26:35 »
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2008, 14:27:50 »
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

Depends on whether you have inflated it or not  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 19 June 2008, 14:28:21 »
Just be careful where the valve is  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 19 June 2008, 14:29:16 »
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y

Are you wanting one as well Mike.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 19 June 2008, 14:33:54 »
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y



Are you wanting one as well Mike.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Plenty real ones around these parts................ :y
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« Reply #14 on: 19 June 2008, 14:44:38 »
knowing my luck i'll get one called baaaaaaaaaaarbara and in a bad mood  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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