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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #15 on: 19 June 2008, 14:53:35 »
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D


Can p/x mine for the sheep if you like?  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 19 June 2008, 15:00:51 »
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D


Can p/x mine for the sheep if you like
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You can have mine, and keep your sheep............. ;D



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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #17 on: 19 June 2008, 15:06:51 »
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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #18 on: 19 June 2008, 15:07:24 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???
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« Reply #19 on: 19 June 2008, 15:10:17 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #20 on: 19 June 2008, 15:11:28 »
I have seen odd machines at a pub in Cornwall too something about snakes :-/
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« Reply #21 on: 19 June 2008, 15:15:49 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[

 ;D ;D ;D

'fraid not, they really do exist.
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« Reply #22 on: 19 June 2008, 15:18:42 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[

 ;D ;D ;D

'fraid not, they really do exist.

Sad Sad world we live in.. :o
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« Reply #23 on: 19 June 2008, 15:48:49 »
well im off to the pub for a while, kids coming after school so ive rang and told them im off to doctors  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #24 on: 19 June 2008, 15:50:34 »
Get two then you can get flocked  :o
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« Reply #25 on: 19 June 2008, 15:51:12 »
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Get two then you can get flocked  :o

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« Reply #26 on: 19 June 2008, 15:53:50 »
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Sad Sad world we live in.. :o


Its not the world that's sad ... its just some of the folk who inhabit it ... :(
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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #27 on: 19 June 2008, 16:14:46 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???


Use your imagination I'm sure you have somewhere you could put one!
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« Reply #28 on: 19 June 2008, 16:17:16 »
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Sad Sad world we live in.. :o


Its not the world that's sad ... its just some of the folk who inhabit it ... :(
Perhaps they are for stag do's for when the stripper hasn't turned up  ;D

and on that note i am no longer a newbie hooray!!!
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« Reply #29 on: 19 June 2008, 16:21:45 »
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???


Use your imagination I'm sure you have somewhere you could put one!
 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Mrs Bump, I'm shocked!! :o ;D
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