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[LJay]

 

[Richie London]

would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  

[Vamps]

would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  

Is that Viagra, in a vending machine, thought that was illegal. I think I am behind the times......
Our village is obviously lagging behind a bit...........GOOD

[amigov6]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

[Richie London]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

same here. its been that long if im not careful i'll over take cliff richard

[Vamps]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

It's like eating a sweetie with the wrapper on........

[Mr Skrunts]

That poor bloody inflatable sheep.

Just seen whats for sale.

Viagra and a vibrating ring.

[Markjay]

Inflatable sheep? What a daft idea. I would never use it. There's no shortage of the real thing, so why use imitation?  

[Mr Skrunts]

its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them.
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  

Have you got bored with the inflateable sheep then.  

i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  

Just imagine all those New Zeald Sheep Herders, planty of company, and if the could harness all the gas they even have a chance of a sheep cheap fuel method.

So you dont fany  fancy a job over there then matey?    

[Mr Skrunts]

or have you allready been doing a spot of modeling to test the idea out?    

[psychnurse]

Bit early for all that  

We dont even have the vending machines here. We have only just got beer in our pubs!  

[dbug]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!

[dbug]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

It's like eating a sweetie with the wrapper on........

Or paddling in your wellies

[Mr Skrunts]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!

So you have tried it then.

The instructions I had read mentioned something about  putting it over the "head" and rolling it down the length of the penis.

So once you have put yours over your "head" and got past your ears, do you then roll it over the length of your neck before intercourse, or is this simply just a method you use for [size=8]muff diving[/size]

[dbug]

I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers.

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!

So you have tried it then.

The instructions I had read mentioned something about  putting it over the "head" and rolling it down the length of the penis.

So once you have put yours over your "head" and got past your ears, do you then roll it over the length of your neck before intercourse, or is this simply just a method you use for [size=8]muff diving[/size]