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Bra Sizes Explained.
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Re: Bra Sizes Explained.
« Reply #1 on: 05 July 2008, 00:37:51 »
Pictures, no words, i like that............. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 05 July 2008, 00:39:30 »
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Pictures, no words, i like that............. ;D ;D ;D

Got to keep it simple for you Mike. ;D
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Re: Bra Sizes Explained.
« Reply #3 on: 05 July 2008, 00:46:39 »
Bra Size

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.

Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
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Pictures, no words, i like that............. ;D ;D ;D

Got to keep it simple for you Mike. ;D

That does for me..... :y :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 05 July 2008, 07:20:30 »
 :y :y ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 05 July 2008, 10:25:52 »
Brilliant. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 05 July 2008, 10:53:52 »
Superb!
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« Reply #8 on: 05 July 2008, 11:32:47 »
Always funny as usual. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 05 July 2008, 11:39:56 »
I find 36C breasts to be about the optimum size.

Especially when displayed in a 36B bra..... :y :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 05 July 2008, 11:51:53 »
wa-hey :)
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« Reply #11 on: 05 July 2008, 11:54:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bra Sizes Explained.
« Reply #12 on: 05 July 2008, 14:11:35 »
[size=14]
A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

Having given it some considerable thought I have decided DD is about the right size.

The range from C to E is fine for me, but each size will depend on the overall build of the lady they are attached to and how they are presented.

Having seen pictures over the years of young ladies to ladies of ages they dont want to admit to.  It seems obvious that E is good the younger they are, whilst C may be better as they get older.

With all that in mind I thought DD.  Not too big, not too small.

They say more than a handfull is a waste, so having looked at my hands I now need to do some research.

34 DD
36 DD
38 DD
40 DD
42 DD
44 DD
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« Reply #13 on: 05 July 2008, 14:45:14 »
As always Skuntie, all spot on! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 05 July 2008, 22:48:41 »
Small ones are more juicy!!!!!!!!!! :P
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