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« Reply #30 on: 06 July 2008, 21:03:20 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

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Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D
Where would Port fit in the gayness range, as I was enjoying some nice vinatge port, washed down with cheese at around 3am saturday morning.

Well i would put that on the Hetrosexual side as its the correct thing to drink with eating cheese.......tho it is normally after you've had starter/main/desert courses.... and then rounded off after the port/cheese with coffee
and NOT at 3am  ;D ;D

Except if its Jaime, then its definately gay!  ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 06 July 2008, 21:05:21 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?
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« Reply #32 on: 06 July 2008, 21:06:03 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D
Where would Port fit in the gayness range, as I was enjoying some nice vinatge port, washed down with cheese at around 3am saturday morning.

Well i would put that on the Hetrosexual side as its the correct thing to drink with eating cheese.......tho it is normally after you've had starter/main/desert courses.... and then rounded off after the port/cheese with coffee
and NOT at 3am  ;D ;D

Except if its Jaime, then its definately gay!  ;D
1st warning ;)
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Re: TheBoy
« Reply #33 on: 06 July 2008, 21:06:17 »
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 [size=22]The Gay List [/size]

[size=12]I keep hearing of the TheBoy's gay list.

So what else is on the list?


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« Reply #34 on: 06 July 2008, 21:06:57 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)
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« Reply #35 on: 06 July 2008, 21:08:11 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)


Or was that in my Scotch induced imagination  ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 06 July 2008, 21:08:38 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)
Next time, set up the bloody camera  >:(

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« Reply #37 on: 06 July 2008, 21:08:55 »
What? :-?  :-? Only saying it like it is!
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« Reply #38 on: 06 July 2008, 21:09:08 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)


Or was that in my Scotch induced imagination  ;D
Oh, don't ruin it
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« Reply #39 on: 06 July 2008, 21:10:00 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)
Next time, set up the bloody camera  >:(

;D


Ohhh I will  ;)

Can you accept a webcam feed?
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« Reply #40 on: 06 July 2008, 21:11:30 »
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Is alcohol on the gay list now then?
Or maybe just hangovers!!!

Depends on the type of alcohol and whos drinking it....

i.e.

Pimms = Bi-sexual
Bloke drinking a half pint = gay
woman drinking a half pint = Heterosexual
woman drinking a pint = lesbian (hopefully!)  ;D

Are lesbians not on the gay list then!?  ;)
Are you trying to tell us something Ljay?


I'm working in getting her and Mrs DTM to do us a show!

I believe they did share a bed when we were at the Telford Cambelt party  ::)
Next time, set up the bloody camera  >:(

;D


Ohhh I will  ;)

Can you accept a webcam feed?
Oh we are in soooo much trouble now  :-[

Ljay will see, and be straight on the phone to her lesbian buddy  ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 06 July 2008, 21:12:00 »
What is it with men and lesbians? Can't see the fascination myself!
Now 2 blokes............ ;)
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« Reply #42 on: 06 July 2008, 21:14:01 »
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What is it with men and lesbians? Can't see the fascination myself!
Now 2 blokes............ ;)


That explains the John Barrowman fascination  ;D
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« Reply #43 on: 06 July 2008, 21:14:40 »
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What is it with men and lesbians? Can't see the fascination myself!
Now 2 blokes............ ;)


Gis a show and we will let you know  ;)
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« Reply #44 on: 06 July 2008, 21:15:42 »
Enough! Dream on you two! ;D
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