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The Duck.

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« on: 07 July 2008, 21:45:45 »
Little April was asleep in class, the teacher decided to try to catch her out and asks 'tell me April, who created the universe?', when April didnt stir, her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, 'GOD ALMIGHTY!' shouted April. A little later the teacher asks her 'who is our saviour?' johnny again prods her with a pen and April shouts 'JESUS CHRIST!' the teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks 'what did Eve say to Adam after she had their 23rd child?' johnny again comes to the rescue and jabs April who screams 'IF YOU STICK THAT FU**ING THING IN ME ONCE MORE , I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!' the teacher fainted......... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2008, 21:47:04 »
Love it!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2008, 21:48:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2008, 21:49:03 »
PMSL   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2008, 21:49:09 »
now that was a good one  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2008, 21:50:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2008, 21:56:17 »
Hilarious!
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2008, 21:59:30 »
Still giggling!!!!!!!!! ;D 8-)
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 07 July 2008, 22:01:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #9 on: 07 July 2008, 22:02:56 »
I just got it as a text and im still laughing  :y :y :y :y
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