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STMO123

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If your lover is overweight
« on: 07 July 2008, 18:58:10 »
Get them to walk three miles every morning and three miles every evening. By the end of the week the fat b@stard should be forty two miles away. :y
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2008, 19:04:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2008, 19:05:42 »
 ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2008, 19:13:56 »
 ;D ;D Very Good ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2008, 19:32:39 »
Very witty. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2008, 19:55:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2008, 19:58:07 »
42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2008, 20:00:55 »
cheers mate. told my missus about your weight loss program, now she not talking to me.
got a night of peace and quiet at last. :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 07 July 2008, 20:01:00 »
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 July 2008, 20:05:50 »
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 07 July 2008, 20:07:18 »
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D

Thats what my wife says about mine...no actually thats a lie,she just calls me a fat b@stard. ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 07 July 2008, 20:10:12 »
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D

Thats what my wife says about mine...no actually thats a lie,she just calls me a fat b@stard. ;D




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #12 on: 07 July 2008, 21:28:41 »
we are not fat b@rst@rds, we are just healthy eaters. ;D
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Re: If your lover is overweight
« Reply #13 on: 07 July 2008, 21:38:54 »
Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 07 July 2008, 21:40:17 »
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Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who needs a 6 pack when you have a party 7!
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