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[johnnycboy]

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
> pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."
>
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man
> replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go
> and says, Goal - 1-1". After about five minutes the old man lets another
> one go and says,"Penalty - 2-1." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out
> another one and says,
>
>
> "Penalty 2-2." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
> says,"Free Kick - Goal, 3-2."
>
>
> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman
> so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
> unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he poos
> the bed.
>
>
> The wife says, What the hell was that?"
>
>
> The old man says, "Half time, change sides"
>
>

[Jimbob]

 

[Big_Al]

Yep!   Nice one Johnny boy

Question:  You been in the pub all afternoon?

[johnnycboy]

Yep!   Nice one Johnny boy

Question:  You been in the pub all afternoon?

no pub. finished n/s this morning, just been drinshinggggg allllll afternoonnnnnnn

[amigov6]

Injury time could be messy!!!!!!!!