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Omegatoy

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The definitive answer!!
« on: 15 July 2008, 20:29:29 »
BEST HEADACHE JOKE EVER

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom
powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

 :y
 
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2008, 20:30:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2008, 20:30:15 »
GIT


anyone got any screen wipes

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2008, 20:30:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #4 on: 15 July 2008, 20:31:43 »
Quote
BEST HEADACHE JOKE EVER

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom
powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

 :y
 

 :y :y :y :y  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #5 on: 15 July 2008, 20:32:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #6 on: 15 July 2008, 20:33:18 »
Haha good one. ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 15 July 2008, 20:33:20 »
yeah :y
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #8 on: 15 July 2008, 20:36:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 15 July 2008, 22:09:50 »
rofl
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #10 on: 16 July 2008, 00:31:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The definitive answer!!
« Reply #11 on: 16 July 2008, 00:35:26 »
Excellent ;D ;D ;D

I will have to remember that one :y
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