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« on: 26 November 2015, 17:02:59 »

I was first in queue at lights in outer lane of two with other cars on inside of me on inside lane. BMW is "behind" me. The 2 lanes become one about 100 yards in front of me. I set off smartly and a small gap opens up and I am about to move into it and see BMW nipping into inner lane to undertake me. Thankfully I was able to keep my nose in front to block him - he went absolutely ape as I then kept him there in the single track until I turned off.....Enjoyed that.
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Re: BMW drivers
« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2015, 17:22:32 »

He obviously passed BMW's Prat School course with flying colours!

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« Reply #2 on: 26 November 2015, 17:33:01 »

I must admit, I am starting to get a perverse pleasure from this. Not just beemers, but white van man, girlies in corsas and, of course, audi man.

They not only tailgate, but put their lights on as if to say "I'm here you know, hurry up".

Piss off.  ;D
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Re: BMW drivers
« Reply #3 on: 26 November 2015, 17:36:50 »

I must admit, I am starting to get a perverse pleasure from this. Not just beemers, but white van man, girlies in corsas and, of course, audi man.

They not only tailgate, but put their lights on as if to say "I'm here you know, hurry up".

Piss off.  ;D

Apparently the world will stop turning if any of the above have to wait in line with the rest of us.
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« Reply #4 on: 26 November 2015, 17:46:16 »

I must admit, I am starting to get a perverse pleasure from this. Not just beemers, but white van man, girlies in corsas and, of course, audi man.

They not only tailgate, but put their lights on as if to say "I'm here you know, hurry up".

Piss off.  ;D

Apparently the world will stop turning if any of the above have to wait in line with the rest of us.
When I am going somewhere, I leave in plenty of time. Apparently, others do not. ::)
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Re: BMW drivers
« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2015, 17:53:20 »

I must admit, I am starting to get a perverse pleasure from this. Not just beemers, but white van man, girlies in corsas and, of course, audi man.

They not only tailgate, but put their lights on as if to say "I'm here you know, hurry up".

Piss off.  ;D

Apparently the world will stop turning if any of the above have to wait in line with the rest of us.
When I am going somewhere, I leave in plenty of time. Apparently, others do not. ::)

It's only important people who drive BMW's, say BMW owners. :)
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« Reply #6 on: 26 November 2015, 17:56:21 »

When a truck is approaching in the opposite direction and I think they're gonna go for an overtake, I tend to speed up a bit. Very, very naughty.  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2015, 18:15:50 »

I must admit, I am starting to get a perverse pleasure from this. Not just beemers, but white van man, girlies in corsas and, of course, audi man.

They not only tailgate, but put their lights on as if to say "I'm here you know, hurry up".

Piss off.  ;D
I am often tempted to reinsert the blue and red fuses... thus far I have resisted  :-X
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« Reply #8 on: 26 November 2015, 19:49:20 »

I love driving the plain car for the same pleasure, its great fun  :D :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 26 November 2015, 21:30:52 »

I had some (prat driving a BMW) blaring his horn as I stopped at a red light...not sure what his problem was ??
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« Reply #10 on: 26 November 2015, 21:41:42 »

I love driving the plain car for the same pleasure, its great fun  :D :D ;D ;D
Yes, but you're allowed to use your blue and red lights on a whim... which is sooo not fair :P
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Re: BMW drivers
« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2015, 21:49:40 »

I had some (prat driving a BMW) blaring his horn as I stopped at a red light...not sure what his problem was ??

He wasn't annoyed with you, he was annoyed with the driver of a VW Phaeton who wouldn't let him pass.  ;D ;)
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« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2015, 22:55:56 »

I had some (prat driving a BMW) blaring his horn as I stopped at a red light...not sure what his problem was ??

He wasn't annoyed with you, he was annoyed with the driver of a VW Phaeton who wouldn't let him pass.  ;D ;)

I was in the Astra!!
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« Reply #13 on: 27 November 2015, 07:31:23 »

The problem is that when their name goes on to the vehicle log book, they acctually believe it means that they have ownership of the road, arrogant idiots

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« Reply #14 on: 27 November 2015, 09:29:03 »

The problem is that when their lease company's name goes on to the vehicle log book, they acctually believe it means that they have ownership of the road, arrogant idiots

Keith ABS

Fixed that for you. ::)
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