Well the dirty deed was done last night.
Left the lad to put the wheels back on and drop it off the jack / stands while I went and washed my hands ready for the test drive.
Jumped in and off I went at a increasingly rapid pace so as to get a feel for them and listen for any knocks and rattles

After a couple of miles down the road, I chucked it around a roundabout and started to make my way home.
Then the knocking starts ..............
Touch the brake, it knocks
Hit the brake, it clunks and this time I feel it through the steering wheel ...........
Carefully pull over (in front of a lycraist who spat his dummy out because I stopped in HIS cycle lane (self-abuser sign) made by my good self
Gave the front wheels a kick to find both are friggin loose

After 5 minutes to calm down, I slowly rang Mini Me and politely asked him if he had tightened the bolts up as I had shown him break knows how many times over the past few years

Well apparently, he has never been shown before

On advise of my good self, I requested that he made the journey to me complete with strong arm and 17mm impact socket and TIGHTEN THE oppsING BOLTS UP which he did without complaint for a change

He hasn't spoke to me since ................