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Jimmy Crankie
« on: 26 June 2016, 18:42:43 »

Been out all day celebrating brexit. To come home and find Jimmy reckons she can veto the uk referendum result. Surely she cant do this.  :-\
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« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2016, 18:45:11 »

No, but that's not gonna stop her. ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2016, 18:53:06 »

Lol she's someone I'm genuinely beginning to despise. She clearly was brought up hating the English.

The scots voted to be part of the U.K.  Therefore they must accept the result of the eu ref. By all means have another independence vote but if she somehow was to manage to veto the vote she would surely become a hate figure. Perhaps that's what she wants
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« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2016, 18:57:26 »

There is no mechanism, in law, that could enable Scotland to veto the referendum result.
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« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2016, 19:03:55 »

Good stuff. I'll crack open my 12th Doombar  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2016, 19:34:07 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?
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Re: Jimmy Crankie
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2016, 19:42:20 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?

No

You simply need certifying under Section 4 of the Mental Health Act 1983

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« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2016, 19:43:52 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?

No

You simply need certifying under Section 4 of the Mental Health Act 1983

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Aw come on, Nige. It's not that unusual for an old man to get desperate.
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« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2016, 19:48:31 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?

the only way you could make that statement any grimmer would be if you had angela murkle as a fluffer
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« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2016, 19:55:57 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?

the only way you could make that statement any grimmer would be if you had angela murkle as a fluffer

Silvio Berlusconi once described Angela Merkel as an unf*ckable lardarse.
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Re: Jimmy Crankie
« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2016, 19:56:30 »

Lol she's someone I'm genuinely beginning to despise. She clearly was brought up hating the English.

The scots voted to be part of the U.K.  Therefore they must accept the result of the eu ref. By all means have another independence vote but if she somehow was to manage to veto the vote she would surely become a hate figure. Perhaps that's what she wants




And where did she get her money from  >:( from entertaining
the English
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« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2016, 19:57:11 »

Wee Jimmy has made much sense but on this point she seems deluded.

I have to say I find her quite sexy. Do I need help?

the only way you could make that statement any grimmer would be if you had angela murkle as a fluffer

Silvio Berlusconi once described Angela Merkel as an unf*ckable lardarse.

He did. And he was right!
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Re: Jimmy Crankie
« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2016, 19:57:38 »

Doctor Opti ......those feelings about getting your leg over Jimmy Krankie,regretably are not feelings but 'serious issues' that need to be addressed urgently!  Man that is one mini moose ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 26 June 2016, 20:01:23 »

Doctor Opti ......those feelings about getting your leg over Jimmy Krankie,regretably are not feelings but 'serious issues' that need to be addressed urgently!  Man that is one mini moose ::)

If wee Jimmy is unavailable I'll have to make do with that other scots lass, Karen Gillan. :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #14 on: 26 June 2016, 21:29:34 »

Think you may have redeemed yourself  there,she's definitely 'portionable' ...GET IN! :-*
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