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Laughing at my expense
« on: 04 September 2016, 18:30:14 »
Just overheard a snippet of conversation between SWMBO and her best friend, and she went on to say that although she wasn't feeling on 'top form' and that she had a busy week planned, she still didn't want me to do the weekly shopping....... even though I had offered!

There's just some domestic jobs that aren't suited to man, as she often thinks I'd come back with a trolley full of stuff that the supermarkets want you to buy, rather than what we actually need  :D :D

Phew, got out of that one  :y but I do help put it all away when she gets back with a boot full.
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #1 on: 04 September 2016, 18:49:41 »
Quote from: Tick Tock on 04 September 2016, 18:30:14
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 but I do help put it all away when she gets back with a boot full.

I help by taking the dog for her evening walk  ::)
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« Reply #2 on: 04 September 2016, 20:58:58 »
 Oh dear. I've been known to do the weekly shopping, solo . . . . .
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #3 on: 04 September 2016, 22:30:38 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 04 September 2016, 20:58:58
Oh dear. I've been known to do the weekly shopping, solo . . . . .

I don't think I have ever done ..... maybe when SWMBO had just had the kids I did
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #4 on: 04 September 2016, 22:49:09 »
Quote from: Andy B on 04 September 2016, 22:30:38
Quote from: Mister Rog on 04 September 2016, 20:58:58
Oh dear. I've been known to do the weekly shopping, solo . . . . .

I don't think I have ever done ..... maybe when SWMBO had just had the kids I did

But just think, you get to buy all the stuff that she won't let you normally

Hob Nobs
Proper butter instead of lo-cal lo-cholesterol lo-everything crapospread
Beer
Wine
Steaks
Other red meat things
Bourbon Biscuits
Proper bread - not eco-orgasmo-natural-seedo-wholeeverything bread
Decent bog paper, not 'ello vera
A "Dine in For £10" now and again  :y
Oh, an M&S special square thing pizza . . . . . luuurvely

Do the shopping now and again, it's worth it  :y


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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #5 on: 04 September 2016, 22:59:25 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 04 September 2016, 22:49:09
Quote from: Andy B on 04 September 2016, 22:30:38
Quote from: Mister Rog on 04 September 2016, 20:58:58
Oh dear. I've been known to do the weekly shopping, solo . . . . .

I don't think I have ever done ..... maybe when SWMBO had just had the kids I did

But just think, you get to buy all the stuff that she won't let you normally

Hob Nobs
Proper butter instead of lo-cal lo-cholesterol lo-everything crapospread
Beer
Wine
Steaks
Other red meat things
Bourbon Biscuits
Proper bread - not eco-orgasmo-natural-seedo-wholeeverything bread
Decent bog paper, not 'ello vera
A "Dine in For £10" now and again  :y
Oh, an M&S special square thing pizza . . . . . luuurvely

Do the shopping now and again, it's worth it  :y

We do have butter  ..... spreadable, so almost real butter.
She has her 'healthy' bread ... not that it's making much difference to her waist line .... did I say that out loud?  :-X .... I get Warbie's thick white for toast.
I put my foot down with a firm hand years ago if she wants fat free, she can buy it for herself ..... I want the real McCoy
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #6 on: 05 September 2016, 02:46:20 »
Alway jointly done the weekly shopping to make sure what I want is included. ;)
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #7 on: 05 September 2016, 08:34:46 »
Whats shopping?
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #8 on: 05 September 2016, 08:38:41 »
Shopping, TB, is where you go to rallies and things to buy bits for Omegas..... 8)

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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #9 on: 05 September 2016, 08:38:54 »
(whats shopping )..isn it when we go perusing the shelves in the car shops looking for the goodies for our cars.. ;D
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #10 on: 05 September 2016, 08:48:58 »
Ah, where I ring the dealer, ask for bits, give him a long number of a bit of plastic in a small leather folder, and it arrives the next day.

I've done that then, I'm the modern man :)
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Re: Laughing at my expense
« Reply #11 on: 05 September 2016, 12:25:31 »
Quote from: Andy B on 04 September 2016, 22:59:25
did I say that out loud?  :-X

Not to her face I'll bet, lest you find out what an R320 shaped suppository feels like ;D ;D
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