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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #15 on: 07 September 2016, 12:58:56 »

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D

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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #16 on: 07 September 2016, 13:02:59 »

I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..

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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #17 on: 07 September 2016, 13:08:36 »

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look.  :)
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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #18 on: 07 September 2016, 13:51:36 »

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look:)

Yep.....my thoughts entirely.

A glacially slow (one-handed) drive past by Aaron. ::) :D
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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #19 on: 07 September 2016, 23:23:31 »

;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)
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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #20 on: 08 September 2016, 08:22:09 »

;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.

.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D
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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #21 on: 08 September 2016, 08:59:45 »

;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.

.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D

Or a free holiday with your favourite seventies celebrities.
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Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
« Reply #22 on: 08 September 2016, 23:46:04 »

Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

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I just can't win. ;)

Fixed, where is was on the Lincolnshire news. :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
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