Well, I've had a few beers, nothing smoked however
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That's what I was worried about.

What I was thinking about was something along similar lines to this lada...
http://www.speedhunters.com/2015/12/unusual-suspect-lada-attitude/
Plus, I am a sucker for a a wagon.
That is cool, but then its ancestor the Fiat 124 was a cool car, for the few hours they survived in the UK before rusting away or catching fire due to Italian+leccy.
The Marina has its ancestry in the BL beancounting department, however. (no offence!)
I'm not sure some of its flaws are easily fixable. The woeful front suspension, for a start. I'm not sure there was anything strong enough around the front inner wing to take a strut, and the torsion bar setup was beyond dire (although I think later Itals got a Mcpherson strut, so maybe...
Should you need more inspiration in your quest, both of your current subjects of interest and many other candidates are here...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automobiles_considered_the_worst 
FSO Polonez, anyone?
