I think he was a clever boy. He and his family will never need to work again.

My son was flying United Airlines the same day this happened. First UA flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Newark was 30 minutes late taking off and 25 minutes late in landing at Newark. Which left 15 minutes to catch his flight to Heathrow.
When the plane arrived at the gate to allow the passengers off, another UA plane had already been sent there so they had to taxi around looking for another gate, which took them to the other side of the airport.
Then had to stand on the tarmac for quite some time to wait for a bus to come and take them back where they should have been.
Of course the flight to Heathrow was long gone by then, but there was another one an hour later, which wasn't fully booked.
They refused to even discuss trying to get him on the flight. He got the impression it would have involved a few people getting their arses into gear and maybe even breaking a sweat, and that apparently, wasn't an option.
He was told he was rebooked on a flight at 8am - 12 hours later and was offered no accommodation, food, drink, or anything else.
He had to hand around the terminal for 12 hours through the night and spend £50 on a hoody because it was freezing and spend £12 on one small glass of wine, and a similar silly amount on some basic food.
He says if the future choice is to fly UA or swim to the U.S. he will buy some new speedos and take his chances.

It seems they are the U.S. equivalent of Ryanair.