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stuart30

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What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« on: 08 August 2008, 02:45:25 »
Inspired by Skunties"s jokes....thought it would be interesting too hear everyone's worst ever jokes.

Mine would be.....(say it out loud to make sense)

Knock knock

Who"s there

Arthur

Arthur who





Arthuritis

Well come on it is 2.45am  ;D
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2008, 05:35:13 »
why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other slide

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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2008, 07:55:05 »
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watch the tumbleweed go rollin by !!!!!!
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2008, 08:58:46 »
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watch the tumbleweed go rollin by !!!!!!

;D
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #4 on: 08 August 2008, 13:42:52 »
whats yellow and doesn't float?
a bulldozer

why did the chewing gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chicken's foot

two elephants fall off a cliff... boom!boom!

I thank you, I thank you!

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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #5 on: 08 August 2008, 13:46:53 »
two fish in a tank. one turns to the other and says, you man the gun and i'll drive!
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #6 on: 08 August 2008, 16:03:27 »
Two nuns sharing a bath -- one says to the other, "Where's the soap?". The second nuns answers, "Yes, it does, doesn't it ?"

>>>>>Hat >>>>>>coat >>>>>>door
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #7 on: 09 August 2008, 19:55:46 »
Q:What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A:Wonkey.
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #8 on: 09 August 2008, 20:01:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D A wonkey donkey now that is funny ;D
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #9 on: 09 August 2008, 20:03:20 »
Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?



A motor Pike and side Carp :-[
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #10 on: 09 August 2008, 20:05:34 »
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Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?



A motor Pike and side Carp :-[

Quite good that one. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #11 on: 09 August 2008, 20:06:44 »
Me  "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"


Doctor "Pull yourself together man" ::)
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #12 on: 09 August 2008, 20:09:27 »
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #13 on: 09 August 2008, 20:13:56 »
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Re: What the worst joke youve ever heard.?
« Reply #14 on: 09 August 2008, 20:16:35 »
I met the bloke who invented crosswords today.
I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. :D
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