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Own up.....Who was it
« on: 21 February 2018, 22:10:10 »
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #1 on: 21 February 2018, 22:12:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #2 on: 21 February 2018, 22:13:14 »
Probably Mr Rog, attempting one of his medical procedures.
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #3 on: 21 February 2018, 22:47:17 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

It was 2cm . . . . . . .  . . . . . Oh damn   :-[
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #4 on: 21 February 2018, 22:47:49 »
Quote from: STEMO on 21 February 2018, 22:13:14
Probably Mr Rog, attempting one of his medical procedures.

Nah, just enjoying myself    ::)
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #5 on: 21 February 2018, 22:50:59 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 21 February 2018, 22:47:17
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

It was 2cm . . . . . . .  . . . . . Oh damn   :-[

Top man, must have taken a lot of balls to own up to that.
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #6 on: 21 February 2018, 23:51:39 »
I know spanners are designed to tighten nuts, but......... ::)
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #7 on: 22 February 2018, 01:08:11 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

Adjustable?  :)
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #8 on: 22 February 2018, 05:34:57 »
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

It was a King Dick apparently.  :)
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #9 on: 22 February 2018, 07:08:43 »
It wasn't me, honest!
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #10 on: 22 February 2018, 11:40:00 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 22 February 2018, 01:08:11
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

Adjustable?  :) 

 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #11 on: 22 February 2018, 19:55:57 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 22 February 2018, 05:34:57
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ......  ::)

It was a King Dick apparently.  :)
Good one  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #12 on: 22 February 2018, 20:30:23 »
I've heard of cock rings, but....  ::)  ;D
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #13 on: 24 February 2018, 16:55:51 »
King Dick I like that, sure I have one somewhere, best leave well alone  :P
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Re: Own up.....Who was it
« Reply #14 on: 24 February 2018, 17:02:08 »
I remember one job we had when I was in the Ambulance Service where we got called to a male collapsed, to cut a long story short the male could only get an erection by having a pen inserted into his arsehole , this had been done but had disappeared ! When we got to casualty I explained this fellows predicament & the first question from the nurse was " Is it a Parker or Papermate ?
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