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Happy Birthday to - ME!
« on: 08 October 2018, 10:45:56 »
Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #1 on: 08 October 2018, 11:18:37 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56
Twenty nine today,
Twenty nine today,
I've got the key to the door,
NEVER been 29 before.....


.....except for 53 previous years. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #2 on: 08 October 2018, 11:27:37 »
Oi!
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #3 on: 08 October 2018, 11:39:15 »
Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by  ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #4 on: 08 October 2018, 11:40:01 »
happy birthday  :)
Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 10:45:56
Twenty nine today,

senile dementia truly is a terrible affliction  :'(
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #5 on: 08 October 2018, 11:44:06 »
Quote from: Varche on 08 October 2018, 11:39:15
Happy Birthday you old git.

Got your slippers on, cuppa tea and a biscuit.? Bargain Hunt will be on shortly, then time for a nap before the afternoon quizzes. You will soon be saying the days just whizz by  ;D


Won't be watching bargain hunting for much longer, BBC have cancelled the next series.. what will pensIoners watch niw
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #6 on: 08 October 2018, 11:49:13 »
Naturally, I fully expected the professional p1ss-taking on here - and much appreciated it!
Thanks gents. :y 8) :)

Ron.
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #7 on: 08 October 2018, 12:14:27 »
What time do the carers pop in? :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #8 on: 08 October 2018, 12:25:12 »
........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #9 on: 08 October 2018, 12:39:15 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:25:12
........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #10 on: 08 October 2018, 12:42:40 »
Happy Birthday Ron!  :y

These old codgers are just jealous of your youthful vitality!  :-\  ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #11 on: 08 October 2018, 13:28:16 »
Quote from: Varche on 08 October 2018, 12:39:15
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 October 2018, 12:25:12
........they'll (she'll) have you stripped down to your 'undies' in no time.

Urgh dont, I am eating.

Y-fronts with a yellow patch, and a string vest. Enjoy your meal. :y
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #12 on: 08 October 2018, 14:15:43 »
I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #13 on: 08 October 2018, 15:06:10 »
Quote from: Bigron on 08 October 2018, 14:15:43
I am obliged to Billy Connolly for his three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never pass a public toilet.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never waste an erection - even if you are alone.

Ron.


At your age I wouldn't worry too much about number 3  :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to - ME!
« Reply #14 on: 08 October 2018, 15:07:47 »
I have these tablets.....
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