Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.

[STEMO]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.

Yes, and I can fit my dog in there with me. Two for the price of one.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.

Yes, and I can fit my dog in there with me. Two for the price of one.

More difficult with a pit pony.

[STEMO]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.

Yes, and I can fit my dog in there with me. Two for the price of one.

More difficult with a pit pony.

We ate all the pit ponies, ages ago.

[Doctor Gollum]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.

Yes, and I can fit my dog in there with me. Two for the price of one.

More difficult with a pit pony.

We ate all the pit ponies, ages ago, when the coal ran out.

[STEMO]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.

Yes, and I can fit my dog in there with me. Two for the price of one.

More difficult with a pit pony.

We ate all the pit ponies, ages ago, when the coal ran out.

The coal didn't run out, it was just cheaper to import it. From Russia.

[Doctor Gollum]

Ironic given that the communists, sorry, Union leaders effectively caused production costs rocket with their ridiculous demands... I mean, why would you pay top money for a product that is only available three days a week

Joking aside, I actually feel sorry for all those decent working people who fell for the propaganda pedalled by those they entrusted their livelihoods to.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Well put. 
Contrary to popular myth, Thatcher wasn't the best weapon the Tories had in the 80,s. Scargill was.

[Rods2]

I've got an electric hair clipper and use a no 4 all over.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Same here, but number two. Apart from the top which decided to go number zero all by itself several years ago. 

[Mister Rog]

Well put. 
Contrary to popular myth, Thatcher wasn't the best weapon the Tories had in the 80,s. Scargill was.

True. But if I said that out loud in South Wales I'd get lynched.

[2boxerdogs]

Number 1 every 5 days for me , hair is nothing but a nuisance in my opinion.😎

[zirk]

No 0 for me, all over, takes about 45 seconds, once a week, same job on the Face every 3 days.

Biggest issue is making sure the Battery has enough Charge, nothing worse than going out with half a shaven head.

[STEMO]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

[Rods2]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

And I always wear steel toe capped boots.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I am now a Hipster! 

Number one round the back and sides and let the top grow until I can Brylcream it or have a 'man bun' and my beard is coming along nicely! 

I'll then be off to the tattooist to spend my gyro!