Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.

[STEMO]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

And I always wear steel toe capped boots.

Oxblood Dr Martens.

[STEMO]

I am now a Hipster! 

Number one round the back and sides and let the top grow until I can Brylcream it or have a 'man bun' and my beard is coming along nicely! 

I'll then be off to the tattooist to spend my gyro! 

That's giro. Don't argue that point with a scouser. 

[biggriffin]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

And I always wear steel toe capped boots.

Oxblood Dr Martens.

Proper foot-ware and a nice crombie coat, crisp plain white shirt. Oi oi..

[STEMO]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

And I always wear steel toe capped boots.

Oxblood Dr Martens.

Proper foot-ware and a nice crombie coat, crisp plain white shirt. Oi oi..

Jeans with turnups and braces.

[biggriffin]

I never realised you were such a bunch of skinheads. 

And I always wear steel toe capped boots.

Oxblood Dr Martens.

Proper foot-ware and a nice crombie coat, crisp plain white shirt. Oi oi..

Jeans with turnups and braces.

That's me dressed ready to go out then. as long as wife doesn't see me.

[Rods2]

I am now a Lord Opti rich Hipster! 

Number one round the back and sides and let the top grow until I can Brylcream it or have a 'man bun' and my beard is coming along nicely! 

I'll then be off to the airfield to fly my autogyro! 

FTFY where I understood from the spelling of gyro what you were coyly signalling to us.

[Andy H]

Getting perilously close to being a doppelganger for Michael Eavis here (Suntan on top, no 1 on the sides, white beard).

[STEMO]

Good grief! I was under the impression that I was in conversation with a group of handsome, middle-aged men such as myself on here. It appears that I was very wide of the mark.
Decrepit old bastards. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Oi less of the old...

[STEMO]

Oi less of the old...

If the cap fits.......


use it to cover your bald patch. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Oi less of the old...

If the cap fits.......


use it to cover your bald patch. 

No shiny patch. Yet. 

[Mister Rog]

Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get 

However . . . . . . occasionally tempted to go completely the other way. Long hair and maybe pony tail. There are lot of ageing hippies around here. Had long hair for most of my '20s. I think SWMBO quite likes the idea, but maybe not

[STEMO]

Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get 

However . . . . . . occasionally tempted to go completely the other way. Long hair and maybe pony tail. There are lot of ageing hippies around here. Had long hair for most of my '20s. I think SWMBO quite likes the idea, but maybe not

You'll have to dye it then, unless you want to look like Methuselah.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Good grief! I was under the impression that I was in conversation with a group of handsome, young men such as Sir Tig on here. It appears that I was very wide of the mark.
Decrepit old bastards. 

FTFY Uncle STEMO! 

[STEMO]

Good grief! I was under the impression that I was in conversation with a group of handsome, young men such as Sir Tig on here. It appears that I was very wide of the mark.
Decrepit old bastards. 

FTFY Uncle STEMO! 

I'm gonna organise a photo shoot. For those that can't make it, the picture from your bus pass will do.