Went to my local Turkish barber yesterday.

[STEMO]

Yes sir? Number eight all over, please. Yes sir. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Err.....what number comb are you using there? Yes sir. Bzzzzzzzzz. Stop! What number comb are you using? Yes sir. No fickin sir! What.......number......comb....are.....you.....using? Number four sir. I asked for number eight all over. Yes sir, short at side, longer on top. No....I asked for......oh, f*uck it, carry on. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Think of the money you'll save as your haircut will last twice as long! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nothing wrong with a bowl over your head and somebody with a steady hand.

That is how my hair was cut as a kid.

[Sir Tigger KC]

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper. 

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess. 

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper. 

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess. 

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!   

Latter on I had to endure one of those new-fangled 'cuts as it combs' contraption.

[Sir Tigger KC]

My Dad did that to me once when I was a nipper. 

When my Mum came in she went absolutely nuts and straight away dragged me off to her hairdresser mate to sort out the mess. 

I'm sure he did it as a wind up!   

Latter on I had to endure one of those new-fangled 'cuts as it combs' contraption.

Ooo yes I remember those.  Ow!     

[STEMO]

Think of the money you'll save as your haircut will last twice as long! 

Only the sides. I got my number eight on top. 

[aaronjb]

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

I believe he still has all his hair but none of his teeth.

[STEMO]

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

I believe he still has all his hair but none of his teeth.

OOOOOOOOO.....Bite me 

[STEMO]

Eight? Bloody long haired hippy.

Not now, Aaron, thanks to the oily oik. 

[Mister Rog]

Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get 

[STEMO]

Some years ago I went to local Cypriot barber near my office. I'd always had much the same, sort of with a parting, very dull I just never thought about hair much. Mister Cypriot Barber suggested a change to 8 on the top and 4 at the sides. Great ! so much easier after a shower, no need for hair dryers etc. Never changed since, still what I get 

It's all your fault then?

[STEMO]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And, for your information, we don't have showers in Barnsley, we have a tin bath hanging on a nail on the outside lavvy wall.

A practical way to remove all that coal dust.