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kev h

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A real corny joke
« on: 19 August 2008, 19:32:18 »
A bloke walks into a cake shop and asks the assistant how much the nice looking sponges in the window are.

That one is £1, the other is £1.50 the assistant replies.

Why the difference in price asks the guy?

That one is Madeira cake!

My sister in law will be overjoyed I have passed this on to others!
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Re: A real corny joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2008, 19:33:17 »
Coat
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Re: A real corny joke
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2008, 19:33:34 »
GROAN
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Re: A real corny joke
« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2008, 19:36:26 »
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Re: A real corny joke
« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2008, 19:36:59 »
Hey Kev. It's nowt personal  ;)
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Re: A real corny joke
« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2008, 19:39:47 »
We were trying to work out if you thought I should be in a coat shop or I should get my coat and leave!
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« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2008, 19:43:01 »
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We were trying to work out if you thought I should be in a coat shop or I should get my coat and leave!
It'll be the second option Kev.

Oh, hang on - maybe I am stating the obvious.

...I'll get me coat  :(
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