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Debs.

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Dog Joke
« on: 19 August 2008, 19:21:23 »
A man walks in to a bar and is astonished to see three men and a dog playing poker at a corner table.

He watched in awe, then remarked:

"That is the most amazing dog I have ever seen!"


"Nah, he's actually useless" said one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand he can't stop wagging his tail"
 ;D
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2008, 19:22:46 »
hahaha good one Debs
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2008, 19:33:05 »
That's a bit of a 'ruff' one Debs!!   ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2008, 19:34:05 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2008, 19:37:24 »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2008, 19:39:19 »
Being the gentleman that i am. Permit me to hold your coat  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2008, 20:11:33 »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2008, 20:13:37 »
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Being the gentleman that i am. Permit me to hold your coat  ;)
;D ;D
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #8 on: 19 August 2008, 20:35:53 »
Brilliant one debs ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 19 August 2008, 20:37:21 »
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Being the gentleman that i am. Permit me to hold your coat  ;)

Thankyou kind Sir! ;)

 ;D I`ll take my leave then!---------------------------->
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« Reply #10 on: 19 August 2008, 21:02:00 »
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;D I`ll take my leave then!---------------------------->
Debs, it was a crap joke and you deserve to be punished. But it wasn't THAT bad. Really :y.

Leave your leave with the coat on the peg... Near Bala, Wales is no place for a lady to be out with her leave on a night like this. Bloody hell - you could end up in Oswestry!!!
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #11 on: 19 August 2008, 21:08:48 »
 ::) :) ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 19 August 2008, 21:15:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #13 on: 19 August 2008, 21:18:09 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Dog Joke
« Reply #14 on: 19 August 2008, 21:51:14 »
 ::) ;D ;D ;D
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