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Anyone for a payrise?
« on: 23 August 2008, 22:39:29 »
Now if you thought I was getting one youre having a laugh!  But here's a joke:

A maid goes to the lady of the house and asks for a payrise.  
"Why do you think you deserve a payrise?" The lady asks.
"Because I clean better than you" The maid replies.
"Who said that?"
"Your husband"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, he also says I cook better than you"
"Really?!  Anything else?"
"Yes I screw better than you too"
"My husband told you that?!?" the lady screams,
"No, the gardener did"

She got the payrise.  :y
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #1 on: 23 August 2008, 22:41:01 »
That was a cracker, keep posting them.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #2 on: 23 August 2008, 22:42:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #3 on: 23 August 2008, 22:43:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #4 on: 23 August 2008, 22:43:53 »
That was brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #5 on: 23 August 2008, 22:50:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Anyone for a payrise?
« Reply #6 on: 24 August 2008, 09:36:05 »
Great stuff ;D :y
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