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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #30 on: 26 September 2020, 21:55:00 »
breeze lock walls, wire mesh roof with padlocks and by the 4th photo it's escaped  :o
what's it's name Harry Houdini  :P
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« Reply #31 on: 26 September 2020, 22:10:15 »
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #32 on: 26 September 2020, 22:30:38 »
If it's any conciliation ....
My Koi eat 2 bags of aldi prawns over £5 a week , plus expensive pre made Koi pellets plus homemade food (rice,peas,sweatcorn,chicken breast etc) plus mealworms and other treats and live in a heated indoor pond in the winter which will cost upwards of £200 in electric for the heat , plus add another £250 in electric to run the water pumps and filters etc per year .
the cat costs £35 a month to insure, plus upwards of £15 per week in food
It's expensive having pets  ;D

next time i'm having a pet stick  ;)
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« Reply #33 on: 26 September 2020, 22:39:23 »
And you cant take Koi for a walk either.  :P ;D
Tortoise food is free. Its just weeds really. Have to regularly walk around the local countryside foraging for them though.
This actually a good thing as we both need a bit of exercise.  ;)
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #34 on: 27 September 2020, 17:11:22 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:39:23
And you cant take Koi for a walk either.  :P ;D
Tortoise food is free. Its just weeds really. Have to regularly walk around the local countryside foraging for them though.
This actually a good thing as we both need a bit of exercise.  ;)
Take Dora for the walk with you, then she can pick her own. ;)
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« Reply #35 on: 27 September 2020, 17:20:23 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 27 September 2020, 17:11:22
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:39:23
And you cant take Koi for a walk either.  :P ;D
Tortoise food is free. Its just weeds really. Have to regularly walk around the local countryside foraging for them though.
This actually a good thing as we both need a bit of exercise.  ;)
Take Dora for the walk with you, then she can pick her own. ;)
He'd never keep up with Dora  ;D
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #36 on: 27 September 2020, 18:12:20 »
You may be right.  ;D She could certainly walk further than me in a day. They can walk quite a few miles in a day apparently/
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #37 on: 27 September 2020, 18:33:05 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:10:15
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D

Are you sure it is a girl?

They don't have an obvious 'big swinging dick'..... :)
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #38 on: 27 September 2020, 18:50:56 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 September 2020, 18:33:05
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:10:15
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D

Are you sure it is a girl?

They don't have an obvious 'big swinging dick'..... :)

I had a tortoise called Sam when I was kid, and I think he did have a big swinging dick when he pissed all over me.  ::)

Always hold a tortoise facing away from you.  ;)
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #39 on: 27 September 2020, 19:33:13 »
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Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 September 2020, 18:33:05
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:10:15
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D

Are you sure it is a girl?

They don't have an obvious 'big swinging dick'..... :)

I had a tortoise called Sam when I was kid, and I think he did have a b

ig swinging dick when he pissed all over me.  ::)

Always hold a tortoise facing away from you.  ;)

Sounds like you are confusing an elephant with a tortoise, which is easily done. ::)

The 'big swinging dick' was in fact his trunk. And it sprayed you with water and not piss. :)
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Re: You know when Autumn has arrived, when....
« Reply #40 on: 27 September 2020, 21:43:55 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 September 2020, 19:33:13
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 September 2020, 18:50:56
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 September 2020, 18:33:05
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:10:15
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D

Are you sure it is a girl?

They don't have an obvious 'big swinging dick'..... :)

I had a tortoise called Sam when I was kid, and I think he did have a b

ig swinging dick when he pissed all over me.  ::)

Always hold a tortoise facing away from you.  ;)

Sounds like you are confusing an elephant with a tortoise, which is easily done. ::)

The 'big swinging dick' was in fact his trunk. And it sprayed you with water and not piss. :)

Well I think I was about 8 and as I remember, Sam who was quite elderly, maintained a steady stream that Uncle STEMO would be proud of.  :y

I don't think I examined his dick in any detail, but that's how I know that a tortoise's dick points forwards.  :)
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« Reply #41 on: 27 September 2020, 22:03:49 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 September 2020, 18:33:05
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2020, 22:10:15
Her name is actually Dora, as in Dora the explorer.  :y ;D

At least you didnt mention the bricklaying.  :-[
It nearly ferkin killed me doing it tbh.  ;D

Are you sure it is a girl?

They don't have an obvious 'big swinging dick'..... :)

If the egs are hatched at a certain temperature (oround 30 degrees iirc) they will almost certainly be boys. If they are hatched a couple of degrees warmer, they will almost certainly be girls. Cant tell for certain though until they arwe a few years old apparently.
Things is Dora is very nosey and curious, loves heat, could sleep for England, and behaviour patterns follow no logic, so shes a girl.  :)
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« Reply #44 on: 28 September 2020, 14:16:16 »
It is indeed rat proof. Hence the mesh lids. Rats wont try to bit through steel Hence that mesh is also all the way around the perimeter of my garden and shed.
Used to be plagued by the evil little bastards, and drowning them in a bucket of water gets a bit tedious after a while.
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