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Time for me to be abused
« on: 07 November 2020, 18:57:21 »
But I'm used to it.
Mrs Stemo's car is five years old. It's a 66 plate astra K 1.6 diesel in red. It's immaculate and has only covered 31,000 miles. But......she is getting fidgety about it, as we all do, and wants a new (used) one when things settle down.
Now for the abuse. The shortlist so far is, in order of pref, A class, Civic or golf. The golf is my favourite but she thinks they are too 'ordinary'.
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« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2020, 18:59:31 »
Everyone round here seems to be buying Civics , don't know much about them not keen on VWs myself.
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« Reply #2 on: 07 November 2020, 19:02:10 »
Go for the bright yellow one. She only cares about the colour, because she's lacking the Y chromosome.
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« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2020, 19:03:24 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2020, 19:02:10
Go for the bright yellow one. She only cares about the colour, because she's lacking the Y chromosome.
Is Mrs TB far away? Feeling brave?  :o
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« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2020, 19:05:34 »
Quote from: STEMO on 07 November 2020, 19:03:24
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2020, 19:02:10
Go for the bright yellow one. She only cares about the colour, because she's lacking the Y chromosome.
Is Mrs TB far away? Feeling brave?  :o
She's a socially distanced 6'

Let me mention it to her....   ...if I'm not back in 10, I'll be in A&E
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« Reply #5 on: 07 November 2020, 19:07:58 »
Deep down, she agrees. But she's also promised me a sound thrashing when I'm not expecting it ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 07 November 2020, 19:08:28 »
Or at least thats what I think "you tosser" means ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 07 November 2020, 19:16:58 »
Remember my green astra? I'm well in touch with my feminine side, me  :)
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« Reply #8 on: 07 November 2020, 19:18:53 »
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Remember my green astra? I'm well in touch with my feminine side, me  :)
I'm sure I might have called it Gay Green at the time ;D.  That said, I don't recall seeing any pictures of it, so maybe it was a manly green.
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« Reply #9 on: 07 November 2020, 19:20:16 »
Wish my missus would say about changing her car but she has absolutely zero interest in them .
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« Reply #10 on: 07 November 2020, 19:21:16 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2020, 19:18:53
Quote from: STEMO on 07 November 2020, 19:16:58
Remember my green astra? I'm well in touch with my feminine side, me  :)
I'm sure I might have called it Gay Green at the time ;D.  That said, I don't recall seeing any pictures of it, so maybe it was a manly green.
Ermmm.....no.

This colour

https://www.newlookloans.co.uk/car/green-61-reg-vauxhall-astra/
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« Reply #11 on: 07 November 2020, 19:22:11 »
Buy the Japanese one in a colour she likes. Cant go wrong.
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« Reply #12 on: 07 November 2020, 19:23:54 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 November 2020, 19:22:11
Buy the Japanese one in a colour she likes. Cant go wrong.
It would have to be a 20 reg or later, Albs, as apparently the touch screen was shite so they put buttons back on that model.
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« Reply #13 on: 07 November 2020, 19:26:06 »
So buy a new one, or glue an ipad to the dash.  :)
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« Reply #14 on: 07 November 2020, 19:31:58 »
Quote from: STEMO on 07 November 2020, 19:21:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 07 November 2020, 19:18:53
Quote from: STEMO on 07 November 2020, 19:16:58
Remember my green astra? I'm well in touch with my feminine side, me  :)
I'm sure I might have called it Gay Green at the time ;D.  That said, I don't recall seeing any pictures of it, so maybe it was a manly green.
Ermmm.....no.

This colour

https://www.newlookloans.co.uk/car/green-61-reg-vauxhall-astra/
Oh Jesus, yes, that is I'm afraid.
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