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« Reply #15 on: 10 February 2021, 17:43:55 »

https://youtu.be/VQHiOuTv5qM

The strident but sexy JHB  :-* :-* :-* sums up the cis gender insult perfectly.....8 min 30 secs to end so only a couple of minutes.
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« Reply #16 on: 11 February 2021, 13:16:10 »

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?
We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning. :y

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen. :y
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« Reply #17 on: 11 February 2021, 13:28:47 »

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?
We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning. :y

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen. :y

Hen is probably a bit too gender specific.  Oviparous might be non specific enough to not cause offence.  ???

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« Reply #18 on: 11 February 2021, 13:58:41 »

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?
We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning. :y

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen. :y

Hen is probably a bit too gender specific.  Oviparous might be non specific enough to not cause offence.  ???

The toxic curse of being being gender specific needs to be stamped out for the future of our wokeness, and the future of our country. :)
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« Reply #19 on: 11 February 2021, 14:21:33 »

Cock balls fanny end of :y
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« Reply #20 on: 11 February 2021, 14:34:28 »

Cock balls fanny end of :y

If you think that a cock and balls should only be found on a man then you need to work on your 'wokeness', Rae. :D ;)
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« Reply #21 on: 11 February 2021, 14:38:19 »

Work I know well :y. Woke is N/A :y
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Re: Opti
« Reply #22 on: 11 February 2021, 15:08:30 »

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?
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« Reply #23 on: 11 February 2021, 15:13:24 »

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?

A Birdie?
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« Reply #24 on: 11 February 2021, 17:50:46 »

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?
     A cockerel I met in Kiev told me all chickens have an inherent urge to play golf and a couple of those I’ve played against have shown eggzactly why, a round can take a long time sometimes though as the shortsighted ones keep sitting on the ball.
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« Reply #25 on: 18 February 2021, 09:51:14 »

More wokery for Lord Opti!  :)

Australian academics have suggested replacing the terms Mother and Father with Gestational Parent and Non Birthing Parent respectively.  ::)  ;D

The Telegraph's humorous take.

Welsh choirs would be forced to sing Land of My Non-Birthing Parents. On Christmas morning, families would open presents left under the tree by Non-Birthing Parent Christmas. At bedtime, children would hear about how Old Gestational Parent Hubbard went to the cupboard.

On TV, viewers would relive the hilarious mishaps of Frank Spencer in the classic BBC sitcom, Some Gestational Parents Do ’Ave ’Em. Alternatively, they could turn over to Channel 4, and enjoy the side-splitting misadventures of three Irish priests in Non-Birthing Parent Ted. Then again, since priests tend not to be parents, perhaps the title would have to be Non-Birthing Non-Parent Ted instead.


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« Reply #26 on: 18 February 2021, 10:35:05 »

More wokery for Lord Opti!  :)

Australian academics have suggested replacing the terms Mother and Father with Gestational Parent and Non Birthing Parent respectively.  ::)  ;D

The Telegraph's humorous take.

Welsh choirs would be forced to sing Land of My Non-Birthing Parents. On Christmas morning, families would open presents left under the tree by Non-Birthing Parent Christmas. At bedtime, children would hear about how Old Gestational Parent Hubbard went to the cupboard.

On TV, viewers would relive the hilarious mishaps of Frank Spencer in the classic BBC sitcom, Some Gestational Parents Do ’Ave ’Em. Alternatively, they could turn over to Channel 4, and enjoy the side-splitting misadventures of three Irish priests in Non-Birthing Parent Ted. Then again, since priests tend not to be parents, perhaps the title would have to be Non-Birthing Non-Parent Ted instead.

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Is there no end to this ridiculous shite ? Let's hope the virus gets a few more of the idiots.
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« Reply #27 on: 18 February 2021, 11:16:50 »

Luckily It ain't 'arf hot Mum! has already fallen to the PC brigades axe, as It ain't 'arf hot Gestational Parent doesn't have the same ring to it!  ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 18 February 2021, 13:13:08 »

Sir Tigger and Rangie...... The problem seems to be that some people are too white. However, this school in NY seems to have found a cure. :)

https://nypost.com/2021/02/16/nyc-public-school-asks-parents-to-reflect-on-their-whiteness/

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« Reply #29 on: 18 February 2021, 14:22:04 »

Where are you on that chart, Opti?  ;D
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