More wokery for Lord Opti!

Australian academics have suggested replacing the terms Mother and Father with
Gestational Parent and
Non Birthing Parent respectively.

The Telegraph's humorous take.
Welsh choirs would be forced to sing Land of My Non-Birthing Parents. On Christmas morning, families would open presents left under the tree by Non-Birthing Parent Christmas. At bedtime, children would hear about how Old Gestational Parent Hubbard went to the cupboard.
On TV, viewers would relive the hilarious mishaps of Frank Spencer in the classic BBC sitcom, Some Gestational Parents Do ’Ave ’Em. Alternatively, they could turn over to Channel 4, and enjoy the side-splitting misadventures of three Irish priests in Non-Birthing Parent Ted. Then again, since priests tend not to be parents, perhaps the title would have to be Non-Birthing Non-Parent Ted instead.