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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He banned me too for a few hours. 

I've never been banned from OOF because I am without blame.

Jag Info forum banned me though. Bunch of old women on the Jag forums who only have one response " take it to your local Jaguar dealer"

[TheBoy]

Jag Info forum banned me though. Bunch of old women on the Jag forums who only have one response " take it to your local Jaguar dealer"

I found that one to be more helpful that the others, which were far more interested is discussing how many hours it took them to do the weekly polish.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Jag Info forum banned me though. Bunch of old women on the Jag forums who only have one response " take it to your local Jaguar dealer"

I found that one to be more helpful that the others, which were far more interested is discussing how many hours it took them to do the weekly polish.

I drop into the less popular Jagchat from time to time. This is less PC and less up it's own arse so suits me better.

[TheBoy]

Jag Info forum banned me though. Bunch of old women on the Jag forums who only have one response " take it to your local Jaguar dealer"

I found that one to be more helpful that the others, which were far more interested is discussing how many hours it took them to do the weekly polish.

I drop into the less popular Jagchat from time to time. This is less PC and less up it's own arse so suits me better.

You want to get in other people's arse's?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Jag Info forum banned me though. Bunch of old women on the Jag forums who only have one response " take it to your local Jaguar dealer"

I found that one to be more helpful that the others, which were far more interested is discussing how many hours it took them to do the weekly polish.

I drop into the less popular Jagchat from time to time. This is less PC and less up it's own arse so suits me better.

You want to get in other people's arse's?

Female arses only......and my arse is for 'exit only'

[TheBoy]

and my arse is for 'exit only'

My personal pile, Tim*, has been making his presence known of late, meaning the torpedos have to go up the jacksie.  Due to my arse's "exit only" policy, this usually ends up as a cartoon style ordeal. And when I do finally manage it, it fires it straight back out.


*Named after Tim Henman, as he too was a useless, unwanted pain in the arse.

[Kevin Wood]

[TheBoy]

Those who have suffered the indignity of a bad flare up of Farmers will know exactly what its like shoving the slippery torpedo tablets up there.

For those that haven't, they are like torpedo shaped bars of soap, that won't go in dry, and if you wet them or do it in the shower - to wash under your fingernails afterwards - they go so slippery you can't hold them, and the slip off in any direction other than my exquisitely tight ring...


Enjoy your breakfast.

[YZ250]

Those who have suffered the indignity of a bad flare up of Farmers will know exactly what its like shoving the slippery torpedo tablets up there.
.....

Chap I used to work with got his wife to do it for him. Have you asked Mrs TB for assistance, and pointed out that it's in the marriage vows, in sickness and health and all that.   

[Andy B]

Those who have suffered the indignity of a bad flare up of Farmers will know exactly what its like shoving the slippery torpedo tablets up there.

For those that haven't, they are like torpedo shaped bars of soap, that won't go in dry, and if you wet them or do it in the shower - to wash under your fingernails afterwards - they go so slippery you can't hold them, and the slip off in any direction other than my exquisitely tight ring...


Enjoy your breakfast.

Thank you for that Jamie! 
Fortunately I'd already eaten 

[dave the builder]

No wonder Jamie has problems with "Tim"  if he's sticking torpedo size items up his exhaust port 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

He needs to embrace it and learn to enjoy it. 

[TheBoy]

Well, I did partake in a chicken madras last night, and its fair to say, judging by the amount of blood, Tim ain't happy this morning.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I have one, but all it does is get extremely itchy at the most inopportune moments. 
Maybe you need to assemble a Stanley knife, a soldering iron, and a mirror and perform a bit of DIY surgery.
How hard can it be ? 

[STEMO]

Well, I did partake in a chicken madras last night, and its fair to say, judging by the amount of blood, Tim ain't happy this morning.

You can get them 'seen to' once and for all in hospital. Our kid had a particularly bad reaction to a bottle of egg flip, all that was left at the end of the night of heavy drinking. Found himself shitting and spewing at the same time in the middle of the night. Apart from the obvious, i.e. the bathroom looking like a slaughterhouse, he also brought forth a most impressive bunch of grapes. After the operation I went and picked him up. In those days we didn't own a car, and the sight of him trying to sit sideways and the 'oohs and ahhhs' when the bus went over a bump was quite funny....for me.