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[STEMO]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

Egg? Salt? Do you think I'm made of money? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes, yes, yes. It wouldn’t be OOF without deviating to obscure nonsense. Can’t you just enjoy being UKish for once. Little country stuffing it to most of the rest of the world. Makes up for the Eurovision  hatred!

No, no, no. I live in Yorkshire and, apparently, we're not part of the rest of the UK and, if we were a country, we'd be 12th in the medal table.

I think I'm right in saying that Yorkshire has a bigger economy than Scotland?    If so, you should start agitating for independence! 

You have tea plantations, so what could possibly go wrong! 

[STEMO]

Yes, yes, yes. It wouldn’t be OOF without deviating to obscure nonsense. Can’t you just enjoy being UKish for once. Little country stuffing it to most of the rest of the world. Makes up for the Eurovision  hatred!

No, no, no. I live in Yorkshire and, apparently, we're not part of the rest of the UK and, if we were a country, we'd be 12th in the medal table.

I think I'm right in saying that Yorkshire has a bigger economy than Scotland?    If so, you should start agitating for independence! 

You have tea plantations, so what could possibly go wrong! 

Yorkshire has been shouting about devolution for donks. If there's any chance of it actually happening, they'll shit themselves. 

[ronnyd]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

[STEMO]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

Harry Ramsdens now sell fish at Iceland, it's bloody lovely 😊

[Varche]

 

[ronnyd]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

Harry Ramsdens now sell fish at Iceland, it's bloody lovely 😊

I'm not going all the way to bloody Reykjavik for it. 

[Raeturbo]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

Harry Ramsdens now sell fish at Iceland, it's bloody lovely 😊

I'm not going all the way to bloody Reykjavik for it. 

                😂😂

[Doctor Gollum]

Is it still on the 'green' list?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

This morning a hamper arrived from Donald Russell.

It is full of dead cow, pig, and sheep.......plus some tasty titties from those clucking farmyard thingies.



 

[STEMO]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

Harry Ramsdens now sell fish at Iceland, it's bloody lovely 😊

I'm not going all the way to bloody Reykjavik for it. 

You had to Google how to spell that 

[ronnyd]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Put a few flakes of dodgy fish in it and call it Harry Ramsdens. 

Harry Ramsdens now sell fish at Iceland, it's bloody lovely 😊

I'm not going all the way to bloody Reykjavik for it. 

You had to Google how to spell that 

Too right   

[Sir Tigger KC]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

This morning a hamper arrived from Donald Russell.

It is full of dead cow, pig, and sheep.......plus some tasty titties from those clucking farmyard thingies.

Oooo get you! 

[STEMO]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

This morning a hamper arrived from Donald Russell.

It is full of dead cow, pig, and sheep.......plus some tasty titties from those clucking farmyard thingies.

Oooo get you! 

He's a posh bastid, isn't he? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

No you wouldnt. You would all have starved to death when the traditional industries closed down. 

No, no, no. We can live on flour and water, whisked into a batter and cooked in very hot fat. I forget what the actual dish is called.

Yorkshire pudding ?
you will need milk and egg and a pinch of salt with the flour 
so you need a chicken and a cow and a sea for the salt
Once you milk the cow you could cut it up, cook and eat it

roast cow and Yorkshire Pudding ,surprised that hasn't caught on 

This morning a hamper arrived from Donald Russell.

It is full of dead cow, pig, and sheep.......plus some tasty titties from those clucking farmyard thingies.

Oooo get you! 

He's a posh bastid, isn't he?

I've never heard of Donald Russell till now, but it looks bleddy good! 

If you can afford it....                                                                                                                         

https://www.donaldrussell.com/