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Another Joke post
« on: 03 December 2006, 20:51:23 »
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex' .
His wife says 'i think you'll find thats a sheep' .
He says ' i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep'!
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Re: Another Joke post
« Reply #1 on: 03 December 2006, 20:56:05 »
And another
Paddy on millionaire,Chris says"for £200 who was the great train robber?
a.Ronnie Corbett, b.Ronnie Barker, c.Ronnie Wood, or d.Ronnie Biggs?
Paddy says "I've had a great day so i'll take the cash"
Chris says"But you've still got 3 lives your not that thick are you?"
Paddy says"I might be thick,but I'm not a bloody grass."
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« Reply #2 on: 03 December 2006, 20:58:45 »
Quality both of em :y
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« Reply #3 on: 03 December 2006, 21:01:51 »
Yep like em too.....well done Captain  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 03 December 2006, 21:02:37 »
Just dug em off my phone thought you would appreciate em ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2006, 21:03:40 »
PMSL ;D ;D ;D Even SWMBO raised a titter :o
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« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2006, 21:07:55 »
I just looked thro my mobile and this is the only one that maybe allowed..... :-/

A farmer said to his wife. If you had bigger tits we could rid of the cow. She said if you had a bigger dick we could get rid of the tractor driver!  ;D
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Re: Another Joke post
« Reply #7 on: 03 December 2006, 21:11:25 »
LOL yeah I've had that problem too had to clean those up a bit before posting.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 December 2006, 21:14:11 »
A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarrassed, the mother says "That was a big insect", to which one of the kids replies "I'm surprised it could even fly with a c*ck that size".
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« Reply #9 on: 03 December 2006, 21:15:12 »
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A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig i have to f*** when you're not up for sex' .
His wife says 'i think you'll find thats a sheep' .
He says ' i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep'!
 ;D

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« Reply #10 on: 03 December 2006, 21:15:53 »
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And another
Paddy on millionaire,Chris says"for £200 who was the great train robber?
a.Ronnie Corbett, b.Ronnie Barker, c.Ronnie Wood, or d.Ronnie Biggs?
Paddy says "I've had a great day so i'll take the cash"
Chris says"But you've still got 3 lives your not that thick are you?"
Paddy says"I might be thick,but I'm not a bloody grass."

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« Reply #11 on: 03 December 2006, 21:20:28 »
Based on statistics the most used sexual position among married couples is doggystyle; the husband sits & begs while the wife roles over & plays dead.
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« Reply #12 on: 03 December 2006, 21:30:13 »
This guy gets lost and drives straight through the centre of a small unfamiliar village, only to find his way blocked by a funeral procession. Behind the coffin an elderly mans walks silently dressed in black, followed by a very long line of men all walking slowly and silently. The guy thinks this must have been a very important person with all those people attending the funeral. So he reels down his window and calls out to the men behind the coffin:

- ‘Excuse me Sir, can you tell me who’s funeral this is?’
- It’s my wife’ came the reply.
- ‘And what happened to her, if I may ask?' continues the guy.
- ‘Well she got bitten by our pet dog and died’.

Quickly taking this new information in the guy says:

- ‘Sorry to trouble you on this difficult day, but when the funeral is over could I possibly borrow your dog?’
- ‘Sure thing’ came the reply, ‘just join the queue…’




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Re: Another Joke post
« Reply #13 on: 03 December 2006, 21:34:19 »
[size=16]Keep them clean and politically correct please[/size]
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« Reply #14 on: 03 December 2006, 21:35:51 »
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[size=16]Keep them clean and politically correct please[/size]

OK, got your point, you can take mine off then....  :(
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