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[STEMO]

You've gotta larf 

[STEMO]

Here's another on to cheer you up

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nhs-trust-asking-men-if-theyre-pregnant-before-having-x-rays-and-mri-scans/259726

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/TQkU0FNo05E

STMO....Can't open your link....but I think you mean this.

Was there once a time when only women would drop a sprog?

[STEMO]

Yep, that's the one. 
I'd say 'yes' and dare them to challenge me 

[STEMO]

"But you can't be pregnant, you've still got your meat and two veg"

"Right, you transist bastards, you'll be hearing from my solicitor "

Flounce, stage right 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yep, that's the one. 
I'd say 'yes' and dare them to challenge me 

I listened to Starmer being interviewed on LBC by Nick Ferrari.

He asked Starmer 3 times if a woman can have a penis and 3 times Starmer refused to state the blindingly obvious which is " no of course a woman doesn't have a penis"

Instead, Mr Beige, said he didn't like the intolerance that came with this line of questioning.

[Raeturbo]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

[STEMO]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? 

[Doctor Gollum]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? 

The Hokey Cokey? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? 

30 seconds is time enough to do the job and light a ciggy after.

[Raeturbo]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? 

                I値l let you know when she gets it

[Sir Tigger KC]

I値l willingly lend a penis to women but I want it back

Sounds like a chat up line for the modern age! 

Person with penis: Hi! Do you have a penis?
Person with vagina: No I don't!
Person with penis: Would you like to try mine for size?

 

[Raeturbo]

Let me know how it goes Steve😂

[Sir Tigger KC]

Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? 

It worked quite well with those who got the joke. 

[Raeturbo]

😂