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Started by Goonlord, 07 December 2006, 22:43:59

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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the Polo's, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say: "Green.........lime," "Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored Polo's
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Polo out and yelled: "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
;D
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Chopsdad

QuoteA college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the Polo's, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say: "Green.........lime," "Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored Polo's
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Polo out and yelled: "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
;D


PMSL  ;D ;D  That did make me laugh  [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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I wasn't expecing that ;D ;D


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Boiler Man

#4
Nice one,  :y

but am I getting old or arn't all polo's mint.

Please correct me if I am wrong, I need educting :-[

Do they have differant flovoured polo's? :-/ :-[
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STMO123

There was 2hrs between the previous two posts. Please James, tell me you weren't looking for pictures of fruit polos for 2 hrs............

Boiler Man

#7
Arrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D
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bob.dent

QuoteArrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D

Mmmm.......Spangles, Pez, Potato Puffs, Jublee's, remember them well.  :y :P
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STMO123

Quote
QuoteArrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D

Mmmm.......Spangles, Pez, Potato Puffs, Jublee's, remember them well.  :y :P

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Sorry, I had to! :D

Salty

Try here http://www.bagsofsweets.co.uk/ for some of the hard to find sweets.

Jimbob

#13
Surely



Would be more appropriate?

The old Polo Harlequin, cant beat it!
Still see the odd one around.
Must be great if you prang it, any panel, any colour, jobs a goodun.

bob.dent

QuoteTry here http://www.bagsofsweets.co.uk/ for some of the hard to find sweets.

Bugger!! That was bad news posting that link - the temptation was just to much, just spent ages browsing through it now I've got to order some but with so much to choose from I can't make up my mind :-/ ::) ;D
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