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Polo's
« on: 07 December 2006, 22:43:59 »
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the Polo's, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say: "Green.........lime," "Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored Polo's
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Polo out and yelled: "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #1 on: 07 December 2006, 22:48:25 »
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the Polo's, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say: "Green.........lime," "Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored Polo's
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Polo out and yelled: "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
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PMSL  ;D ;D  That did make me laugh  [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2006, 00:02:46 »
I wasn't expecing that ;D ;D
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #3 on: 08 December 2006, 00:19:35 »
Very good :D
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #4 on: 08 December 2006, 01:12:47 »
Nice one,  :y

but am I getting old or arn't all polo's mint.

Please correct me if I am wrong, I need educting :-[

Do they have differant flovoured polo's? :-/ :-[
« Last Edit: 08 December 2006, 01:16:42 by Boiler_Man »
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #5 on: 08 December 2006, 03:27:57 »
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #6 on: 08 December 2006, 07:25:45 »
There was 2hrs between the previous two posts. Please James, tell me you weren't looking for pictures of fruit polos for 2 hrs............
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #7 on: 08 December 2006, 10:01:34 »
Arrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #8 on: 08 December 2006, 11:45:34 »
Quality  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #9 on: 08 December 2006, 11:47:53 »
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Arrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D

Mmmm.......Spangles, Pez, Potato Puffs, Jublee's, remember them well.  :y :P
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #10 on: 08 December 2006, 12:08:27 »
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Arrrr - Now I remember them

Think I am getting old  ;D :y

Bet you cant find a picture of Spangles, I remember them ;D

Mmmm.......Spangles, Pez, Potato Puffs, Jublee's, remember them well.  :y :P

..........Black(sorry,rainbow) jacks, mojos, walkers toffees, flying saucers........
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #11 on: 08 December 2006, 14:12:43 »


Sorry, I had to! :D
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #12 on: 08 December 2006, 14:16:28 »
Try here http://www.bagsofsweets.co.uk/ for some of the hard to find sweets.
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #13 on: 08 December 2006, 14:45:55 »
Surely



Would be more appropriate?

The old Polo Harlequin, cant beat it!
Still see the odd one around.
Must be great if you prang it, any panel, any colour, jobs a goodun.
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Re: Polo's
« Reply #14 on: 08 December 2006, 17:20:57 »
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Try here http://www.bagsofsweets.co.uk/ for some of the hard to find sweets.

Bugger!! That was bad news posting that link - the temptation was just to much, just spent ages browsing through it now I've got to order some but with so much to choose from I can't make up my mind :-/ ::) ;D
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