What has P*ssed you off today?

Started by Varche, 02 January 2023, 18:25:56

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Andy B

There are various places at work where we are expected to wear PPE of some sort, dreamt up by someone who never leaves their desk .... but I don't!  ::)

Doctor Gollum

We seem to be the only people at Heathrow who DON'T require safety shoes and a tabbard to walk around the ramp. The exception being the flight crew wearing a tabbard for doing their preflight because they actually have a chance to get run over by the loaders ::)
Onanists always think outside the box.

Raeturbo

I got asked why I wasn't wearing a hard hat while I was skimming a 50 sq mtr ceiling! I replied my head is 6 inches from the ceiling what the fk is going to fall on me you $$%#%# there was quite a few swear words thrown at him too, some I forgot I knew🤣🤣
Laying a rubber road.

Rangie

Listening to the silly cow from Human Rights talking about Shamima Begum on the lunchtime news, talk about having shit for brains !
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

dave the builder

Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 February 2023, 11:57:01
I got asked why I wasn't wearing a hard hat while I was skimming a 50 sq mtr ceiling! I replied my head is 6 inches from the ceiling what the fk is going to fall on me you $$%#%# there was quite a few swear words thrown at him too, some I forgot I knew🤣🤣
plus you can put the Unibond on with your hair ,rather than a brush, freeing up a hand   :P if you don't wear a hard hat  >:D
I remove my baseball cap and wear a cheap beany hat when plastering ,
Multifinish peels off skin pretty easy but not the hair on your head  ::)
though ideally ,the plaster should go on the ceiling  :D

TheBoy

Developing situation this afternoon, but once again, Chiltern poxy Railways
Grumpy old man

TheBoy

TheCrosscountry train on the adjacent track has just gone through the red, lol
Grumpy old man

TheBoy

Still, I will get compo for the delay. Again
Grumpy old man

Raeturbo

Quote from: dave the builder on 22 February 2023, 13:25:47
Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 February 2023, 11:57:01
I got asked why I wasn't wearing a hard hat while I was skimming a 50 sq mtr ceiling! I replied my head is 6 inches from the ceiling what the fk is going to fall on me you $$%#%# there was quite a few swear words thrown at him too, some I forgot I knew🤣🤣
plus you can put the Unibond on with your hair ,rather than a brush, freeing up a hand   :P if you don't wear a hard hat  >:D
I remove my baseball cap and wear a cheap beany hat when plastering ,
Multifinish peels off skin pretty easy but not the hair on your head  ::)
though ideally ,the plaster should go on the ceiling  :D
I'm bald so that's no worry for me😂
Laying a rubber road.

Doctor Gollum

Thieving scummy khunts.

Suspicious car idling around the estate, stops out side, rolls down the road a ways lights off. Two sawzall cuts later drives off with the cat off a neighbours Suzuki van.

To be fair to the Police, they turned up in about five minutes with a dog unit shortly behind.
Onanists always think outside the box.

Raeturbo

Laying a rubber road.

STEMO

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Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 February 2023, 03:15:48
Thieving scummy khunts.

Suspicious car idling around the estate, stops out side, rolls down the road a ways lights off. Two sawzall cuts later drives off with the cat off a neighbours Suzuki van.

To be fair to the Police, they turned up in about five minutes with a dog unit shortly behind.
Rolled down the road a ways? Bloody Americans, coming over here, damaging our cars.
Did the dog manage to catch the cat?
Diesel till I die

Kevin Wood

Quote from: STEMO on 23 February 2023, 06:38:11
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 February 2023, 03:15:48
Thieving scummy khunts.

Suspicious car idling around the estate, stops out side, rolls down the road a ways lights off. Two sawzall cuts later drives off with the cat off a neighbours Suzuki van.

To be fair to the Police, they turned up in about five minutes with a dog unit shortly behind.
Rolled down the road a ways? Bloody Americans, coming over here, damaging our cars.
Did the dog manage to catch the cat?

Dang! Can I shoot'em now, Pa?
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Doctor Gollum

Quote from: STEMO on 23 February 2023, 06:38:11
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 February 2023, 03:15:48
Thieving scummy khunts.

Suspicious car idling around the estate, stops out side, rolls down the road a ways lights off. Two sawzall cuts later drives off with the cat off a neighbours Suzuki van.

To be fair to the Police, they turned up in about five minutes with a dog unit shortly behind.
Rolled down the road a ways? Bloody Americans, coming over here, damaging our cars.
Did the dog manage to catch the cat?
Sadly not, although she did bark. Alot.

Sadly Constable Fur Missile also came back hungry.
Onanists always think outside the box.

YZ250

Pot holes and layers of missing tarmac that look like a farmer has ploughed the road. Never in all my years of driving have I known the UK roads to be in such an appalling state. Are we losing the skills to lay decent roads or is it the cutbacks that make them use shite materials.  :-\
Groundwork is the important factor and laying tarmac on top of tarmac has no bonding strength.  ::)
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