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Re: BritCard
« Reply #15 on: 28 September 2025, 18:47:04 »
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« Reply #16 on: 28 September 2025, 21:31:25 »
I suspect that if you started a petition to hang Tone E B Liar for treason it would take off just as quickly.
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #17 on: 28 September 2025, 22:12:50 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 28 September 2025, 21:31:25
I suspect that if you started a petition to hang Tone E B Liar for treason it would take off just as quickly.

Oh definitely.  :y  Starmer’s Blair’s puppet, if you look closely you can see the string.  ::)
I’m sure that Starmer has some mental issues.

He told an interviewer that he has 2 sons, one son of 15 and one son of age 13. He actually has a son and a daughter so that’s weird.
He then wanted his sausages returned, and now he thinks he’s Tony Blair and needs a digital ID to remind himself that he’s not.

His family must be so ashamed of him. Just imagine the shit you’d get at school if that was your dad.
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #18 on: 28 September 2025, 22:19:00 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 28 September 2025, 22:12:50
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 28 September 2025, 21:31:25
I suspect that if you started a petition to hang Tone E B Liar for treason it would take off just as quickly.

Oh definitely.  :y  Starmer’s Blair’s puppet, if you look closely you can see the string.  ::)
I’m sure that Starmer has some mental issues.

He told an interviewer that he has 2 sons, one son of 15 and one son of age 13. He actually has a son and a daughter so that’s weird.
He then wanted his sausages returned, and now he thinks he’s Tony Blair and needs a digital ID to remind himself that he’s not.

His family must be so ashamed of him. Just imagine the shit you’d get at school if that was your dad.

That's probably why he has an injunction preventing the media from identifying or reporting on his family I expect.   ::)

One of 5 injunctions so I believe. One of the others probably relates to Ukrainian rent boys!  ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 28 September 2025, 22:32:59 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 28 September 2025, 22:19:00
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That's probably why he has an injunction preventing the media from identifying or reporting on his family I expect.   ::)
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Yes, probably a good idea given his lack of popularity.  :y
I did hear that a reporter asked his son his name and Starmer said **“Don’t tell him, Toby”**.  ;D 

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Ok, so I made that bit up (although the name is correct).
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« Reply #20 on: 28 September 2025, 23:25:15 »
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« Reply #21 on: 29 September 2025, 00:00:54 »
Ahh but that is the question… Toby or not Toby?
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« Reply #22 on: 29 September 2025, 05:17:52 »
I bet he wishes he wasn't.
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #23 on: 29 September 2025, 07:48:34 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 28 September 2025, 22:12:50
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 28 September 2025, 21:31:25
I suspect that if you started a petition to hang Tone E B Liar for treason it would take off just as quickly.

Oh definitely.  :y  Starmer’s Blair’s puppet, if you look closely you can see the string.  ::)
I’m sure that Starmer has some mental issues.

He told an interviewer that he has 2 sons, one son of 15 and one son of age 13. He actually has a son and a daughter so that’s weird.
He then wanted his sausages returned, and now he thinks he’s Tony Blair and needs a digital ID to remind himself that he’s not.

His family must be so ashamed of him. Just imagine the shit you’d get at school if that was your dad.

The most ridiculous hallucination he's had is that the government can deliver a working IT project in 4 years. :D

Oh, wait! Blair Jr. has probably been working on it for years, bankrolled by his father. :-X
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #24 on: 29 September 2025, 08:45:59 »
Given how many big organisations have had data stolen in the past few months, and it appears at least one of them paid £20m ransom to the crooks, and the data was still leaked anyway, can you imagine a civil service department keeping the data remotely safe?  Or even store it exclusively in sovereign territory?

No bloody chance.  Not a hope in hell.


Silly me, I thought to legally get a job in the UK you had to prove you were allowed to work here.  How is this ill considered idea any different?


There is a very simple way to stoop illegal small boat crossings, and the Royal Navy could use the target practice.  That would be a proper deterent, though I accept would have to be done 9 miles out from France....
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #25 on: 29 September 2025, 08:49:20 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 29 September 2025, 07:48:34
Quote from: YZ250 on 28 September 2025, 22:12:50
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 28 September 2025, 21:31:25
I suspect that if you started a petition to hang Tone E B Liar for treason it would take off just as quickly.

Oh definitely.  :y  Starmer’s Blair’s puppet, if you look closely you can see the string.  ::)
I’m sure that Starmer has some mental issues.

He told an interviewer that he has 2 sons, one son of 15 and one son of age 13. He actually has a son and a daughter so that’s weird.
He then wanted his sausages returned, and now he thinks he’s Tony Blair and needs a digital ID to remind himself that he’s not.

His family must be so ashamed of him. Just imagine the shit you’d get at school if that was your dad.

The most ridiculous hallucination he's had is that the government can deliver a working IT project in 4 years. :D

Oh, wait! Blair Jr. has probably been working on it for years, bankrolled by his father. :-X
He'd be flipping burgers otherwise.
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #26 on: 29 September 2025, 09:26:42 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 September 2025, 08:45:59
Given how many big organisations have had data stolen in the past few months, and it appears at least one of them paid £20m ransom to the crooks, and the data was still leaked anyway, can you imagine a civil service department keeping the data remotely safe?  Or even store it exclusively in sovereign territory?

No bloody chance.  Not a hope in hell.


Silly me, I thought to legally get a job in the UK you had to prove you were allowed to work here.  How is this ill considered idea any different?


There is a very simple way to stoop illegal small boat crossings, and the Royal Navy could use the target practice.  That would be a proper deterent, though I accept would have to be done 9 miles out from France....

My solution would be to immediately ship them back to various French beaches using RN landing craft. Let the French or whoever handle their asylum claims. Yes it would create a bit of a furore but in the grand scheme of things the French would get over it. Just a fortnight of returns would see the route dry up.
A friend says he would use Hercules to parachute them randomly back into Europe!
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« Reply #27 on: 29 September 2025, 10:17:16 »
That's a bit Liberal Leftie, Sir Varche ;D

And I suspect not a big deterrent, as they would try again next week.  If their boats were sunk by the RN 9 miles out, it would be a big deterrent to those who managed to swim back, and a non-issue for those that didn't ;)


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« Reply #28 on: 29 September 2025, 10:42:57 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 September 2025, 10:17:16
That's a bit Liberal Leftie, Sir Varche ;D

And I suspect not a big deterrent, as they would try again next week.  If their boats were sunk by the RN 9 miles out, it would be a big deterrent to those who managed to swim back, and a non-issue for those that didn't ;)


Yours faithfully,
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Fixed that for you.  :y ;D
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Re: BritCard
« Reply #29 on: 29 September 2025, 10:46:00 »
It seems likely that Oracle will be involved (as well as Blairs son ? ) in the scheme as the owner is a very good friend of Blairs.
He gave Blairs foundation a huge amount of money - £275 million if my memory serves.

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