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A few Friday afternoon funnies
« on: 17 October 2008, 13:00:31 »
Yes its that time of the week again......

A man goes to Confession.

He says to the Priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I made love to twins half my age, in positions that I think may be illegal, over and over again".

The Priest thinks for a few minutes, then says "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice from them into a glass, then drink it".

"Will that absolve me from my sins Father?" asks the man.

"No", replies the Priest, "but it will wipe that fvcking smile off your face".
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #1 on: 17 October 2008, 13:03:01 »
How the credit crunch will affect britian....




















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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #2 on: 17 October 2008, 13:03:36 »
Good 1!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #3 on: 17 October 2008, 13:05:21 »
After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out...........



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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #4 on: 17 October 2008, 13:08:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #5 on: 17 October 2008, 13:59:28 »
The top gear picture was  ;D ;D
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #6 on: 17 October 2008, 14:40:48 »
 :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #7 on: 17 October 2008, 15:06:44 »
 ;D ;D :D :D :y
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #8 on: 17 October 2008, 15:18:47 »
 ;D ;D
Love the last one :y
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #9 on: 17 October 2008, 16:57:38 »
 [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Very good!
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #10 on: 17 October 2008, 18:10:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #11 on: 17 October 2008, 19:15:15 »
Triffic, what way to end the week  :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #12 on: 17 October 2008, 19:19:35 »
Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
« Reply #14 on: 17 October 2008, 20:27:18 »
Absolutely great :y ;D :D ;D ;D :-* :-*
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