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mantahatch

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Senile dementia kicking in.
« on: 22 October 2008, 07:59:05 »
For the last few days I could not get my cruise control to work. I will say I use my cruise control quite alot to prevent me from speeding (to much).
So last night with a torch check the fuses, all sem ok. Then this morning I pull up at work and get the handbook out and find the section on CC and for some reason the buttons are marked differently to mine !!.
Then I work out the CC controls are mounted on the indicator stalk not the wiper stalk D'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh  ;D ;D ;D

Mind on other things I think.

Mike
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #1 on: 22 October 2008, 08:13:44 »
Not sure you should be admitting this in public....

Those nice young men in their clean white coats are coming to take you away!
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #2 on: 22 October 2008, 08:28:57 »
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For the last few days I could not get my cruise control to work. I will say I use my cruise control quite alot to prevent me from speeding (to much).
So last night with a torch check the fuses, all sem ok. Then this morning I pull up at work and get the handbook out and find the section on CC and for some reason the buttons are marked differently to mine !!.
Then I work out the CC controls are mounted on the indicator stalk not the wiper stalk D'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh  ;D ;D ;D

Mind on other things I think.

Mike

Der, since when did Climate Control (CC) stop you from speeding  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #3 on: 22 October 2008, 10:05:30 »
dont confuse the poor chap even more ;D, it comes to all of us,,,,,ermmmm what was the question again????
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #4 on: 22 October 2008, 10:21:24 »
senior moments.....the older you get the more of them you get. :y :y
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #5 on: 22 October 2008, 10:43:46 »
How may? :-[ :-[ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-? :-? :o :o :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 22 October 2008, 11:13:08 »
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senior moments.....the older you get the more of them you get. :y :y

My life is a constant senior moment  ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 22 October 2008, 11:53:14 »
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senior moments.....the older you get the more of them you get. :y :y

My life is a constant senior moment  ;D ;D

dont look good for me then, i forget everything non stop now. went to shops for some milk yesterday, came back with no milk but a tub of butter  ::) ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 22 October 2008, 15:56:11 »
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senior moments.....the older you get the more of them you get. :y :y

My life is a constant senior moment  ;D ;D

dont look good for me then, i forget everything non stop now. went to shops for some milk yesterday, came back with no milk but a tub of butter  ::) ::)


Sounds like the suspension on your motor needs sorting .... one hell of a vibration that !!!

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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #9 on: 22 October 2008, 15:58:39 »
The older I get, the better I was  :y

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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #10 on: 22 October 2008, 17:09:03 »
My son told me I suffer from............bugger, can't remember! :D
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« Reply #11 on: 22 October 2008, 17:34:03 »
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My son told me I suffer from............bugger, can't remember! :D

At least Bob you remember who told you!! ;D ;D ;D ;)  
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Re: Senile dementia kicking in.
« Reply #12 on: 22 October 2008, 17:37:11 »
Me brother phoned up at w/end i answered phone and he said "Hello Dad" everyone keeps saying im turning out just like me dad im getting very worried as his got a memory like a sieve  ;) ;) ;)
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