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phil her up

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marriage joke
« on: 28 October 2008, 00:44:43 »
Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #1 on: 28 October 2008, 00:49:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #2 on: 28 October 2008, 07:32:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #3 on: 28 October 2008, 07:47:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #4 on: 28 October 2008, 08:17:54 »
Superb!
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #5 on: 28 October 2008, 08:42:28 »
excellent ;D
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Re: marriage joke
« Reply #6 on: 28 October 2008, 08:53:25 »
 ;D ;D :y :y :y
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