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[Marks DTM Calib]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

Christ, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

[waspy]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

jings, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

Yep, gotta agree, but the wife bit's a bit harse

[Elite Pete]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

jings, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

Who's going to want a 63 looking 43 year old, who's 4 stone overweight and unemployed.

www.blindrussianbride.com  

[The Barge Captain]

WTF!  She wont let you claim, but she wont let you do a "menial" (I'm making assumptions here) job to tide you over until something more suitable comes along?

Been there - done that.  Got made redundant and ended up working in a distribution warehouse for a month order picking until a job i was more qualified for came through.  Money, hours and conditions were cr#p and i was working alongside a bunch of dis-interested agency workers, but it was still work and i was proud to be doing it.

Put your foot down with a firm hand mate.

[STMO123]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

jings, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

Who's going to want a 63 looking 43 year old, who's 4 stone overweight and unemployed.

www.blindrussianbride.com  

Sell your properties in Kensington. That will see you through to November  

[Andy B]

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Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

The "Diplomatic Corps" needs you!!!!        

[Elite Pete]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

jings, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

Who's going to want a 63 looking 43 year old, who's 4 stone overweight and unemployed.

www.blindrussianbride.com  

Sell your properties in Kensington. That will see you through to November  

Thats a nice little money spinner but the two we have in Winsford have cost us a fortune. 2 brand new houses and we've lost £2400 in the last 4 months because the tenants have disapeared each owing 3 month rent and add in the falling house prices

Where's that rope

[STMO123]

Just do it....

Get the money you are entitled to....and do it NOW.

jings, every other bugger does inclduing those who have never contributed!

Sod the wife, you can always get another one of those.

Who's going to want a 63 looking 43 year old, who's 4 stone overweight and unemployed.

www.blindrussianbride.com  

Sell your properties in Kensington. That will see you through to November  

Thats a nice little money spinner but the two we have in Winsford have cost us a fortune. 2 brand new houses and we've lost £2400 in the last 4 months because the tenants have disapeared each owing 3 month rent and add in the falling house prices

Where's that rope

I'm starting to feel a bit less sorry for you.

[fatboyfat]

Good luck with you interview elite pete.I'm self employed and last couple of years not had more than a couple of weeks down time,this last 6 months as pre booked jobs done fewer and fewer others coming in.got half day roofing tomorrow and 4 weeks whole house improvement after that ziltch,nada,zero,nowt,sweet fa.no forgot sweet old dear wants me to cut her lawn before winter whoop de whooo we're in the money now!!!!!!!!!! .
All the best though for tomorrow.

[johnnycboy]

pete just do what mark says and break em , you are entitled too. all the best

theres always hairdressing

[Elite Pete]

pete just do what mark says and break em , you are entitled too. all the best

theres always hairdressing

How many time do I have to say this. Im not a hairdresser but my boyfriend is

[Markie]

Yes its all changed since we were lads How come your visiting the job centre Pete. I take it you're unemployed :-? Is this recent?

Ive been self employed for about 8 years but most of the work I do is for councils and their cutting back The last work I did was two days worth in September, i've had my CV out with loads of agencies but i've not had a snifter as yet. My wife is doing my head in, we have a Morrisons distribution warehouse about 15 minutes walk up the road and Roberts Bakery about 10 mins away but she won't let me work their or sign on, she'd rather blow what little money we have saved :-?

You've got to claim your benefits Pete. Christmas is coming and your entitled to them. Tell your missus that you wont win any prizes for getting by on your own money, quite the opposite, people will think you're nuts.

Spot on advice....lets face it so many people that havent ever contributed to this country claim benefits. You have worked hard and helped the state by paying your taxes your perfectly entitled to claim your taxes back now....

You still buying and selling Cars Pete?

[Elite Pete]

Yes its all changed since we were lads How come your visiting the job centre Pete. I take it you're unemployed :-? Is this recent?

Ive been self employed for about 8 years but most of the work I do is for councils and their cutting back The last work I did was two days worth in September, i've had my CV out with loads of agencies but i've not had a snifter as yet. My wife is doing my head in, we have a Morrisons distribution warehouse about 15 minutes walk up the road and Roberts Bakery about 10 mins away but she won't let me work their or sign on, she'd rather blow what little money we have saved :-?

You've got to claim your benefits Pete. Christmas is coming and your entitled to them. Tell your missus that you wont win any prizes for getting by on your own money, quite the opposite, people will think you're nuts.

Spot on advice....lets face it so many people that havent ever contributed to this country claim benefits. You have worked hard and helped the state by paying your taxes your perfectly entitled to claim your taxes back now....

You still buying and selling Cars Pete?

No Markie, I think people are holding on to what money they have at the moment.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Funny thing jobs......All the really great jobs that we would all do for nothing, come with great wages and a package of perks that are second to none.

By the same token ...all the jobs that nobody wants to do ...come with the minimum wage ...poor working conditions..long hours..poor pension plans..dangerous working conditions and bad bosses who treat people like s#it.

Here is an example of a good job offer.

Ugly and uneducated teenager required to play for Manchester United.
No qualifications required...other than to be able to kick a football.
Perks include a Bentley Continental and Range Rover Sport before you reach 21...and as much sex as you like with pretty blond bimbo's despite being both thick and ugly.
A mock Tudor mansion in Cheshire is included(about 2 months salary)
Working week approx 20 hours....(to include weekends.)
Wages approx £150,000 a week .....plus any performance bonus.
It may be an advantage to your application if your surname rhymes with Looney

Life's a bitch ...then you die ....But keep optimistic....you never know.

[johnnycboy]

Funny thing jobs......All the really great jobs that we would all do for nothing, come with great wages and a package of perks that are second to none.

By the same token ...all the jobs that nobody wants to do ...come with the minimum wage ...poor working conditions..long hours..poor pension plans..dangerous working conditions and bad bosses who treat people like s#it.

Here is an example of a good job offer.

Ugly and uneducated teenager required to play for Manchester United.
No qualifications required...other than to be able to kick a football.
Perks include a Bentley Continental and Range Rover Sport before you reach 21...and as much sex as you like with pretty blond bimbo's despite being both thick and ugly.
A mock Tudor mansion in Cheshire is included(about 2 months salary)
Working week approx 20 hours....(to include weekends.)
Wages approx £150,000 a week .....plus any performance bonus.
It may be an advantage to your application if your surname rhymes with Looney

Life's a female dog ...then you die ....But keep optimistic....you never know.

i like your thinking  general mundane every day jobs that keep the world ticking over are lower paid  half arsed idiots who do nothing for the world priceless.  

waiting for comeback - and prepared