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[cem_devecioglu]

Skruntie knows where all the porn sites are

He doesnt actually, I only look at the ones you send me, then I puke up.

  

[jjleonard]

oooooh! that was a bit bitchy jj,  

 

Always meant in jest, Tim. I apologise if I've offended you.

especially as I may need your help in changing my autobox one day.

[waspy]

Skruntie knows where all the porn sites are

He (as in me) doesnt actually, I only look at the ones you send me, then I puke up.

 

[unlucky alf]

JJ you aint offended me matey, i will admit i am a dab hand at auto boxes, i can also change g/box ecu`s that never go!!!!! out of interest sake JJ do you have to have your tracking set different, after all with all those roundabouts in stevenage your tryes cant last long otherwise i used to bowl at the old bowling centre there & done some work at the one on the roaring meg estate, at least no traffic lights!

[jjleonard]

JJ you aint offended me matey, i will admit i am a dab hand at auto boxes, i can also change g/box ecu`s that never go!!!!! out of interest sake JJ do you have to have your tracking set different, after all with all those roundabouts in stevenage your tryes cant last long otherwise i used to bowl at the old bowling centre there & done some work at the one on the roaring meg estate, at least no traffic lights!

 

Funnily enough the tracking is fine when I'm 'zooming' around the numerous roundabouts in stevenage - it's when I'm driving up the A1 and the car suddenly decides to dive to the left because the camber has changed by 1/2 a degree that worries me.

The roaring meg estate is a pain in the a**e, whoever designed the parking layout there needs a bullet in the back of the head. It always gets clogged up on the main entrance opposite the new B&Q 'cos the routing around the car park requires a sharp left and most drivers can't do it without ending up in the middle of the lane that brings people in!

If I remember right, the bowling alley is in the middle of the leisure park... I don't venture there too much after dark 'cos of all the drunken young 'uns thinking I'm a cab and yanking my doors open.

Anyway - I shall add you to my mental list of people to ask once my autobox gives up the ghost!  

I'm looking forward to seeing what my tracking is like after the WIM visit on saturday!

[Richie London]

all i do is build shops, refurbish hotels and do general shopfitting.joinery, dry lining, tiling, floor laying, plumbing, etc.  my specialist subject is  curved ceilings. i can also do basic car maintenace, some electrics and very little pc knowledge.



the morning i completed the job  

[platty]

Roll cage designer day to day, pretty handy with CAD programmes
Degree in Motorsport Engineering - not much use
DIY-tastic
Can use a spanner or two

[HolyCount]

I just sit around looking pretty [size=8]damn ugly [/size]  

[albitz]

you are not alone.

[TheBoy]

i can do moaning, drinking, and talking 'dangle berries'

[jjleonard]

i can do moaning, drinking, and talking 'dangle berries'

Let me guess, you're a management consultant.

[TheBoy]

i can do moaning, drinking, and talking 'dangle berries'

Let me guess, you're a management consultant.

oh no, not likely.

I work in IT, listening all day to service managers, in-life managers, incident managers, deployment managers, project managers and so on.  I hear so much BS every minute of every day, i could talk it with a straight face

[Martin_1962]

I find bugs in software and put others in myself.

I found a show stopper in a well know database driver a few years ago and I am currently hunting a bug in some purchased libraries for data browsers, exiting without closing some objects - eventually trashing the garbage collector

[Mr Skrunts]

i can do moaning, drinking, and talking 'dangle berries'

We've known that for a long time.

[TheBoy]

I find bugs in software and put others in myself.

I found a show stopper in a well know database driver a few years ago and I am currently hunting a bug in some purchased libraries for data browsers, exiting without closing some objects - eventually trashing the garbage collector

Found no end in Windows and Novell, both companies really good at sorting it.  Found a blinder in Novell's IP stack a few years ago, had one of their programmers in our office for a few days finding and reprogramming part of the stack (they couldn't replicate our environment - we had the world's largest tree) - that was an eye opener...