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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: 01 January 2007, 21:07:55 »
Well what do you expect if you buy your wife a cheap battery operated tin opener for Christmas
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: 01 January 2007, 21:09:02 »
Do us a favour son close your window it's getting a bit draughty in here
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: 01 January 2007, 21:58:46 »
Don't shoot - I keep my documents behind the sun visor - oh shit  :-[
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: 01 January 2007, 22:01:08 »
[size=16]Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......[/size]
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: 01 January 2007, 22:20:25 »
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I knew I shouldn't have had the super hot curry last night :)
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #20 on: 01 January 2007, 22:37:34 »
it is with great regret i offer my
air conditioned convertible for sale 13 months mot,
as you would expect from a car of this age there are a couple of small blemishes on the body work,
I have been as honest as i can
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #21 on: 01 January 2007, 22:49:44 »
Is there a car wash around here?
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #22 on: 01 January 2007, 23:05:24 »
No wonder the Haynes Manual gives that oil change a 4-spanner rating!
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #23 on: 01 January 2007, 23:17:53 »
Lucky I was fully comp, or I wouldn't have got this courtesy car!
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #24 on: 01 January 2007, 23:35:55 »
"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #25 on: 02 January 2007, 10:37:38 »
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Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'


 :y I hope this is not how it ends up.

I vote for this one though
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #26 on: 02 January 2007, 11:11:20 »
"One lady owner..."
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #27 on: 02 January 2007, 12:30:22 »
What do you mean "You can't take that through the car wash Sir"?
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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #28 on: 02 January 2007, 15:35:38 »
Well, thats run for roughly 24 hours....  

The early leader was the Mr Caine impersonator, MarksDTM, with his Italian Job quote - 'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'  but, in keeping with the Omega / car theme, I think AA slightly had it with:-

Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......

So, AA - you want to take on the piccy mantle meantime?   :y

cheers

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Re: 2007 Caption Competition
« Reply #29 on: 02 January 2007, 17:09:19 »
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"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"


That was my winner, only one that made me laugh to be honest ;D
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