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STMO123

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Dyslexic terrorist
« on: 03 February 2009, 14:12:01 »
A dyslexic female al qaida terrorist has been found dead in her bathroom. Police believe she got her anthrax mixed up with her tampax and poisoned the wrong tw*t.
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #1 on: 03 February 2009, 14:13:11 »
I know of a dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse :D
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #2 on: 03 February 2009, 14:20:49 »
 ;D ;D .... both good  :y :y :y
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #3 on: 03 February 2009, 14:23:23 »
Brilliant ;D ;D

As Billy Connelly says on terrorists "suicide bombong there's a f*cking bright idea, every time there's a bang the worlds a w*anker short" ;D
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #4 on: 03 February 2009, 14:26:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #5 on: 03 February 2009, 14:29:37 »
like the dyslexic SAS, stormed into a zoo & killed 2 gorillas & rescued a bunch of ostriches ;)
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #6 on: 03 February 2009, 15:14:33 »
Where do you get them  :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #7 on: 03 February 2009, 15:32:10 »
dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #8 on: 03 February 2009, 15:50:53 »
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dyslexic man walks into a bra

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

oops
« Last Edit: 03 February 2009, 15:51:16 by Omega_Man »
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #9 on: 03 February 2009, 16:43:39 »
Did you hear about the dyslexic armed robber?
He walked into a bank carrying a gnu.

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association

Did ya hear about that new group DAM?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What does "MTA" stand for?
A: It's a cash machine for dyslexics.
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #10 on: 03 February 2009, 16:57:58 »
what about the Dyslexic Devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa!
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #11 on: 03 February 2009, 17:39:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Plese,please post it! I cant post falling!

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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #12 on: 03 February 2009, 17:50:57 »
disloxier rools k.o!!
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #13 on: 03 February 2009, 21:49:07 »
Similar lines but dyslexic woman terrorist gets her tampax & semtex mixed up & blows up the wrong c*nt !
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Re: Dyslexic terrorist
« Reply #14 on: 03 February 2009, 21:51:39 »
There's also the overly keen S.A.S commander who ordered the storming of a Debenhams store. He mis-read the news that Bed Linen was on the 2nd floor.
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