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How did she know?
« on: 14 February 2009, 19:51:40 »
As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works.  I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.

She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you".  How did she know?
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2009, 19:54:28 »
women have a 6th sense
no hiding anything from a female
ann knows everything that ive done even when she has been at work
its like she has got a hidden camera or something
ive looked everywhere
i bet its that ruddy fly that keeps coming and going
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2009, 19:55:50 »
Or the smug grin on your face as you've think you have pulled the wool over  your wifes eyes  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2009, 19:56:43 »
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As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works.  I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.

She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you".  How did she know?

"Missus-Cam"......the 'eye on the pie'

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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2009, 19:56:49 »
Nothing beats the smell of fry up, someone forgot to use airfreshner ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2009, 19:57:22 »
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2009, 20:02:57 »
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More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2009, 20:05:24 »
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More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)


But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2009, 20:23:31 »
Egg and baked bean juice down your front ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 14 February 2009, 20:30:46 »
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More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)


But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)

You got there before me.............. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 14 February 2009, 20:30:51 »
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More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)


But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 14 February 2009, 20:55:00 »
You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D

Normally a give away... :y
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« Reply #12 on: 14 February 2009, 20:58:11 »
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You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D

Normally a give away... :y
Bent over a soldering iron in the dining room, would have thought the solder would have masked any smells from cooking?

Its a mystery....
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« Reply #13 on: 14 February 2009, 21:05:42 »
When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
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Re: How did she know?
« Reply #14 on: 14 February 2009, 21:05:57 »
She just knows you so well mate. ;D
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