have to visit my Mum in Cumbria once in a while, hate the place if i have to spend more than a couple of days there. Its beutifull but boring, nowt but sheep and hills.
Anyway, we where walking, as you do up there. Just got 10 feet from the the top of this beginners peak, its about half the average hight the other peaks along the A66 to workington, just by Keswick where the dual carriage way snakes right then left by a lake, anyway, just about to clime on to the top, and i hear engines, jet engines, loud jet engines, so i jumped up to the top to see 2 Tornados belting up the Valley towards us, and they are below the other peaks," in" the valley, and flying exactly the same hight that we are standing at, looking straight at us. And im waving like a nutter as they home in closer, and i realise, i am standing directly in their sites, i can see the green heads up display and the dark visor behind it, they are converging on our position, if they pulled the trigger theyd get me right between the eyes.... at this point i stop waving and put my hands up! They're still coming, i exaggerate my hands up body position,i am surrendering dont shoot, i know they wont shoot but the situation is too good to miss, they are STILL coming, i take the piss and wave them off to the left with desperate exaggerated hand movements. At this point i swear both planes twitch and move, they are laughing, i am sure they are, and then they instantly and in perfect time and position in the air bank hard left at 90 degrees, white streaks off the wing tips showing off a perfect view of the under belly which i could reach out and touch (felt like) and they fack off up the valley with an ALMIGHTY roar while waving their wings side to side as they level out, which i took as an acknowledgment.
Now that IS worth going to the lakes for, totally totally awesome. An experience i will never ever forget.
God bless the Raf.
My Mum dont get it though, all she does is moan about the noise... And i have to say they do put the wind up when they fly over the house, i love it though, gives me goose bumps. :-)